# Where are the Sequential Threads??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499 "2002-03-15T18:31:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/1 "2002-03-15T18:31:03Z")

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In MPSIMS

The Tournament of Beer  
That sound you hear is my tournament bracket falling apart

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/2 "2002-03-15T22:50:32Z")

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In the Pit:

Dear cachiers: I am not an idiot.  
I’m a prick, but it doesn’t help.

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/3 "2002-03-16T04:49:03Z")

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here:  
**You always find the best deals at Goodwill!  
Happy birthday Ster!**

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Peace,  
TN\*hippie

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/4 "2002-03-17T00:30:17Z")

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This just in - Andrea Yates Verdict.  
Well Hello

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/5 "2002-03-17T05:54:55Z")

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Mike Lukas…  
Defeat me or admit my superiority

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/6 "2002-03-17T06:03:57Z")

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A Valuable Lesson Learned (TMI warning)…

We’re pregnant!

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/7 "2002-03-17T06:47:21Z")

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In the Pit:

When there’s no one to turn too…  
Make People Sick With Your Huge Dick!!

-Loopus

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**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/8 "2002-03-18T01:21:11Z")

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In My Humble Opinion:  
Emeril’s “essence”: What is it??

Hold on folks, It’s a food preservative AND a death ray!

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/9 "2002-03-18T03:29:52Z")

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In GQ earlier:

“What is deus ex machina?”  
“Home Hoist for the Handicapped?”

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**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/10 "2002-03-18T03:56:57Z")

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MPSIMS:

“Another slapstick story”  
“I’m dating a 27-year-old virgin.”

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/11 "2002-03-18T04:49:14Z")

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In IMHO:

What do you collect?  
music and ideologies and other assorted crap…

-Loopus

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/12 "2002-03-18T05:15:25Z")

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IMHO:

Any Mensans out there?  
Please Help Us Have Better Sex

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/13 "2002-03-19T05:38:47Z")

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In General Questions:

**Corned Beef - whats in it?  
Copious amounts of ejaculate**

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**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/14 "2002-03-19T11:14:26Z")

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Why the willful ignorance in Texas courts?  
Well, it all started in 1942…

And in MPSIMS:

What do you collect?  
Weird things that turn you on.

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**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/15 "2002-03-19T14:59:04Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**Where are the Sequential Threads??**  
**MPSIMS**

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/16 "2002-03-20T00:56:37Z")

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In IMHO

What would you do for $50,000?  
The Microsoft saga …

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**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/17 "2002-03-20T01:39:43Z")

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MPSIMS:  
more about my non-sexual crush  
Cat Rape!!!

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/18 "2002-03-20T01:50:28Z")

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Straight from Great Debates:

How do you distinguish religion from insanity?

Science as a Religion

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**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/19 "2002-03-20T05:05:19Z")

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The Pit:

All right I have to say it  
Jesus H. Crimeny!  
nobody should ever do that shit!

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threads/98499/20 "2002-03-21T03:29:16Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Well hello

I Missed You All and We Have a Suprise!

I’m so happy I can’t stop crying…

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