# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/201 "2015-04-12T20:08:54Z")
**Need to get water out of the toilet? NASA scientist predicts we’ll find “definitive evidence” of life outside our planet.** Yuck! Goddamnit, we’ve got to fix this &_#@_! transporter!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/202 "2015-04-12T21:46:08Z")
**Grocery stores are changing and its making shopping much more difficult for disabled and elderly. 100 year old man kills 88 year old wife with ax, then commits suicide** Damn you grocery stores! Now look what you’ve done! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/203 "2015-04-12T21:58:07Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **Grocery stores are changing and its making shopping much more difficult for disabled and elderly. > 100 year old man kills 88 year old wife with ax, then commits suicide** > > Damn you grocery stores! Now look what you’ve done! :mad: Oh, come on. No one is forcing you to use the murder/suicide checkout lane. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/204 "2015-04-12T22:27:09Z")
**Were Tyrannosaurus Rex’s forearms useless? Can someone help me math? (Density and converting weight to volume.)** T. Rex’s little arms can’t use a calculator! Ha ha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/205 "2015-04-12T23:06:22Z")
New Posts: **So apparently I’ll be the Cinematographer I think I want to buy a camera** That would be helpful. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/206 "2015-04-13T02:51:48Z")
**Need to get water out of the toilet? New Motorcycle** Don’t ask. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/207 "2015-04-13T07:00:11Z")
**Juggling: Need help with consistent tosses What’s your funny fart story?** So there I was juggling flaming chain saws. Then I let a huge one rip. Well, once the fire started traveling down the path of gas… Well, let’s just say that everybody was laughing except for me. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/208 "2015-04-13T15:44:53Z")
> [@stillownedbysetters](#): > > \*\*What’s the most interesting car you saw today? > A Flying Bicycle. \*\* > > It’s not exactly a car, but it’s definitely interesting. \*\*What’s the most interesting car you saw today? New Motorcycle \*\* Still not a car. Keep trying, though. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/209 "2015-04-13T17:11:23Z")
\*\*First dates and first impressions… Guys do you like make up on girls? Do restaurants try to “hide” ugly or unattractive customers? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/210 "2015-04-13T17:44:55Z")
\*\* Shirley MacLaine explains the Holocaust Go in, stow your stuff, and sit the fuck down!\*\* OK, so the Nazis were a little rude at camp check-in, but I still don’t see what the fuss is about. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/211 "2015-04-14T12:11:02Z")
\*\* Courtship in Islamic Societies How illegal is sex in a car?\*\* It’s fine as long as she’s not in the driver’s seat. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/212 "2015-04-14T14:23:43Z")
**Accountants or bookkeepers? Help me understand this. Twins on the way.** Accountants _mate_? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/213 "2015-04-14T14:27:44Z")
**Accountants or bookkeepers? Help me understand this. Twins on the way.** Accountants _mate_? ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/214 "2015-04-14T14:42:38Z")
**Whooping Cough Vaccine Cheap products that really surprised you with their poor quality.** Never trust a discount vaccine. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/215 "2015-04-14T17:18:54Z")
\*\*Do restaurants try to “hide” ugly or unattractive customers? Should I tell this to someone in my family? \*\* “Mom, _I_ think you’re beautiful, but don’t be offended when the waiter sticks us behind the potted palm…” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/216 "2015-04-15T02:51:11Z")
**We’re getting married Have you ever heard someone pronounce “flaccid” as “flaksid”?** Honey, it happens to _everybody!_ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/217 "2015-04-15T03:16:48Z")
**Re Kansas what happens welfare benefits are slashed, do poor people leave the state or what? Voter fraud** See, they game the system to get their benefits back. So it all works out. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/218 "2015-04-15T05:50:17Z")
\*\*What would stop a tank? Were Tyrannosaurus Rex’s forearms useless? \*\* Not if they were using them to [pilot an F-14](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756470221/trex-f14_hi_2.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/219 "2015-04-15T12:06:13Z")
\*\*The Most Maudlin Song Award goes to… The Voice Season 8 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/220 "2015-04-15T12:43:33Z")
\*\* Best way to trim nose hairs? Who is crushing on you?\*\* Ladies, ladies…back off and give me a chance to finish both nostrils. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=12)