# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/281 "2015-04-24T16:21:17Z")

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\*\* getting an IUD (ParaGuard) placed, anxious  
Donuts – in – space!!!\*\*

If that’s the company motto, then yeah, you’re right to be anxious.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/282 "2015-04-24T16:42:25Z")

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\*\*"I’m so rich that I…  
Stage Collapse during HS performance  
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“Eh, it was expensive to buy the cocktail that made it seem like I was unconscious, but you should have seen the look on the principal’s face!”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/283 "2015-04-24T17:24:17Z")

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\*\*One Theory On What Is Killing the Bees?  
Australian English \*\*

There’s a fair dinkum chance that it’s Colonial Collapse Disorder, by crikey!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/284 "2015-04-24T17:42:24Z")

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\*\*"I’m so rich that I…  
I hit my weight loss goal today! \*\*

I have people to exercise for me.

> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#):
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> \*\*One Theory On What Is Killing the Bees?  
> Australian English \*\*
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> There’s a fair dinkum chance that it’s Colonial Collapse Disorder, by crikey!

Dear Og. 🙂

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/285 "2015-04-24T17:49:11Z")

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\*\* BBC say weight loss is diet not exercise

I hit my weight loss goal today!  
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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/286 "2015-04-24T19:19:05Z")

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\*\*Sell me on live “concert” DJs

Geniuses Who Are Currently Active \*\*

yup, that should do it

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/287 "2015-04-25T02:13:46Z")

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\*\*The bTruth About NASA’s Moon Exploration!!!  
Donuts – in – space!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/288 "2015-04-25T02:14:52Z")

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**Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do  
Is it weird being mainly a lurker?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/289 "2015-04-25T03:44:48Z")

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**Little things that bug you  
Chinese Government cracking down on Strippers at Funerals**

Oh, come _on!_ Government do-gooders trying to legislate morality! They’re taking the ‘fun’ out of ‘funerals’. If there are no strippers, I’m not going. Even if I’m the guest of honour! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/290 "2015-04-25T05:17:00Z")

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\*\*I Bought An Oyster Cut of Lamb Shoulder - What Next?  
You have to pick 10 and only 10 Bob Dylan songs to listen to for the rest of your life \*\*

Weirdest recipe ever.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/291 "2015-04-25T05:47:34Z")

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**Why no one cares about global warming.  
Big Bounce Theory**

The universe is going to collapse in on itself anyway, so who in the grand scheme of things, who cares how hot the Earth gets?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/292 "2015-04-25T06:20:37Z")

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Right now, right here, we have this tasty GQ/MPSIMS combo in new posts (usual blah blah about how I usually consider new post cheating, but blah blah):

\*\*What is the universe made of?  
Donuts – in – space!!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/293 "2015-04-25T13:59:49Z")

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**Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do  
Spelling Albuquerque**

A-L-B… Um… Oh, screw it, this is stupid.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/294 "2015-04-25T14:22:28Z")

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\*\* Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman  
Christian Bale’s teeth  
Was Simon Cowell in on this trick? \*\*

So if Bruce Jenner is using Christian Bale’s teeth, which part of Simon…never mind. I do not want to know.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/295 "2015-04-25T15:15:58Z")

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\*\*My Official Response To The Haters (re: Hillary)  
Why isn’t Hillary clinton in jail? \*\*

SEE! SEE THAT? She isn’t because she never breaks the law.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/296 "2015-04-25T15:56:36Z")

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**Spelling Albuquerque  
"I’m so rich that I…**

…don’t have to give a rat’s ass about how to spell “Albuequirky”.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/297 "2015-04-25T15:58:04Z")

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\*\*"I’m so rich that I…  
I am disappoint (book sales) \*\*

Sorry, JK, they can’t all be best sellers. Try writing another Harry Potter one.

\*\*Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do  
Dutch banker fired for working as a prostitute “on the side” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/298 "2015-04-25T18:24:37Z")

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\*\* The Smiths “Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others” -  
Pork Butt-inspire me.\*\*

Nothing inspires some guys like a bigger pork butt girl.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/299 "2015-04-25T21:52:46Z")

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\*\*What is the universe made of?  
Was it ever a crime to shout the word “celery”? \*\*

Maybe not a crime, but it really annoyed my physics professor.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/300 "2015-04-26T10:10:19Z")

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\*\*your favorite hand-to-hand fight scenes  
Survivorman…Bigfoot?!? \*\*

My money is on Bigfoot, if he’s motivated. But then again, I kind of have to say that.

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