# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/401 "2015-05-12T14:16:49Z")
**I’ve found my future assisted living facility Woodchuck armageddon** Spend your golden years chucking wood! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/402 "2015-05-12T14:22:42Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > **I’ve found my future assisted living facility > Woodchuck armageddon** > > Spend your golden years chucking wood! How much wood? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/403 "2015-05-12T14:26:39Z")
\*\* Things that don’t happen any more Woodchuck armageddon \*\* It was all that wood being chucked around. Seemed like the end of the world. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/404 "2015-05-12T14:30:13Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > How much wood? Armegeddon tired from chucking this wood. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/405 "2015-05-12T15:12:30Z")
\*\*Say you Google image searched your SDMB name. What are some photos that come up? Woodchuck armageddon \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/406 "2015-05-12T18:00:23Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Are there any issues a person must agree with you on to be remain your friend?** Nah, it’s the big tent party ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/407 "2015-05-12T19:39:52Z")
\*\*Woodchuck armageddon Anti-gun Democrat uses gun inappropriately \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/408 "2015-05-12T22:17:57Z")
\*\* Is there anything more hateful than automated dialing machines? North Korea’s Missile-Launching Submarine\*\* yep, that probably qualifies. NOTE: As someone who frequents this particular thread, I have to give a shout out to the poster who gave us Woodchuck Armageddon. That title has done wonders for this thread today. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/409 "2015-05-12T23:54:37Z")
\*\*Jaw Wired Shut and Choking to Death Why do Asian-Americans name their daughters these names? \*\* These newfangled naming trends are getting out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/410 "2015-05-13T02:27:28Z")
\*\* Good songs with terrible lyrics Delta, Delta, Delta: can I helpya, helpya, helpya? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/411 "2015-05-13T12:17:59Z")
\*\* Anyone familiar with southern West Virginia? How do kill someone with an antiaircraft gun?\*\* We don’t mess with them fancy toys, Pappy’s shotgun is plenty good enough. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/412 "2015-05-13T12:49:15Z")
**Starting a new job Asking for a salary raise in my job situation** I’ve been working at this firm for hours! I deserve a raise! ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/413 "2015-05-13T13:50:29Z")
\*\*Starting a new job Kim Jong Un Does it Again: Kills His Defense Chief \*\* Execution is one way to move up the employment ladder. StG ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/414 "2015-05-13T16:24:03Z")
\*\*Best version of Diary of Anne Frank? She-Hulk is the biggest load of sexist crap! \*\* Well, maybe so, but the part when she beats up the entire Nazi army is pretty awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/415 "2015-05-13T18:08:13Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Free Association** But it’s in the Constitution! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/416 "2015-05-13T19:05:39Z")
\*\*Astronomy questions from grandson I am unable to answer First People in Space, Gravity \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/417 "2015-05-14T09:40:37Z")
**How do kill someone with an antiaircraft gun? Decapitation!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/418 "2015-05-14T12:50:42Z")
\*\* Need parenting advice fast - Spring fever? Decapitation!\*\* It’ll slow them down for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/419 "2015-05-14T13:15:01Z")
\*\*My 16yo son ignored Mother’s Day. How do kill someone with an antiaircraft gun? \*\* He won’t make THAT mistake again. **Does the US Navy make sense? “He doesn’t know he is gay, yet” – What does this mean, exactly?** “But he’ll figure it out soon enough once he’s surrounded by seamen.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/420 "2015-05-14T13:33:26Z")
\*\* “He doesn’t know he is gay, yet” – What does this mean, exactly? Should the term “you guys” refer to males only, or is it more or less genderless? \*\* How about “you gays”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=22)