# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/421 "2015-05-14T14:14:07Z")

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\*\*Comedy Duos - Two Straight Men  
Harry Shearer Leaves The Simpsons \*\*

So much for a duo.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/422 "2015-05-14T15:20:34Z")

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\*\*When they say someone has a “soaring” voice what does that mean to you?  
Good songs with terrible lyrics \*\*

Terrible lyrics make me [del]soar[/del] sore.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/423 "2015-05-14T15:27:08Z")

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\*\*Good songs with terrible lyrics  
Re-watching Friends \*\*

Smelly cat, smelly cat…

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/424 "2015-05-14T15:55:01Z")

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**Ice Ice Baby, Or Do You Regularly Use Ice in Your Home?  
Decapitation!**

Well, I don’t know that “regularly” is the right word - I mean, I don’t slaughter people all that often, but the ice _does_ seem to reduce the mess.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/425 "2015-05-14T18:02:06Z")

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\*\* Strange things you’ve found

A blather  
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Tom Silva: "No, you’re all wrong! This tool is an 1850s _blather_. They used to use them to blathe the walls of a house.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/426 "2015-05-14T18:49:11Z")

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\*\* What’s the most important event or person that nobody’s made a movie about?

Decapitation!  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/427 "2015-05-14T20:44:13Z")

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\*\* You are visiting Africa, what do you want to know?  
Ice Ice Baby, Or Do You Regularly Use Ice in Your Home?\*\*

More importantly - does this safari have Wi-Fi?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/428 "2015-05-15T11:53:47Z")

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\*\*Why are idiot customers allowed to get away with it?

Why “stupid” should be retired as an insult  
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I’m not sure “idiot” is an improvement.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/429 "2015-05-15T12:48:59Z")

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\*\* A Visit to Des Moines  
Why the hell is my dog puking and how can I get her to stop?\*\*

What can I say - some breeds just prefer Cedar Rapids.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/430 "2015-05-15T16:19:47Z")

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\*\* How to get a bird out of a fireplace (need answer fast)  
Decapitation!\*\*

That’s why I always hire “The Decapitators” for my pest control needs.

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/431 "2015-05-16T06:43:30Z")

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**Turnitin- Exactly How Does It Work?  
Death by hanging**

They’re getting really tough on plagiarism these days.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/432 "2015-05-16T12:23:55Z")

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**Worst possible combat role in WWII?  
A Visit to Des Moines**

“It’s too quiet…I don’t like it.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/433 "2015-05-16T18:15:28Z")

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**How do all the anti-acne chemicals work?  
Death by hanging**

Seems a bit severe to get rid of a few zits…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/434 "2015-05-16T21:07:34Z")

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\*\* I’ve found my future assisted living facility  
Quarantined!  
“Something just fell out of me, can you check?”\*\*

The medical care sounds fine. How about movies and shuffleboard?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/435 "2015-05-17T04:14:06Z")

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**Hm. I think I’ll eat Nigerian tonight.**  
**The FEC throws up its hands and surrenders**

Throwing up its hands? That often happens when overindulging in cannibalism.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/436 "2015-05-17T04:28:33Z")

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\*\*Best way to bring down the North Korean regime?  
Pretty, Cute, Beautiful, Sexy \*\*

That would be the \*best \*way. Although I guess I could settle for ugly, nasty, violent, explosive.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/437 "2015-05-17T14:35:32Z")

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**what sorts of things do mature adults hang on their walls?  
Are there any undertakers here?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/438 "2015-05-17T15:20:49Z")

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**Tsarnaev Sentenced to Death: How Long?**  
**Are there any undertakers here?**

I guess you’re not expecting it to take long then.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/439 "2015-05-17T17:55:37Z")

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\*\* A depressing thought from a confirmed atheist  
Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how?\*\*

Jesus works in mysterious and sometimes icky ways.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/440 "2015-05-18T02:21:03Z")

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**Strange things you’ve found  
Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how?**

That would be pretty strange…

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