# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/441 "2015-05-18T02:52:02Z")

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**The Slow Motion Video thread  
It’s all over**

_Finally!_

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/442 "2015-05-18T04:51:41Z")

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\*\*what sorts of things do mature adults hang on their walls?  
Men’s obsession with women’s breasts  
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:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/443 "2015-05-18T21:32:01Z")

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**The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen  
Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!**

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/444 "2015-05-18T21:44:31Z")

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**What SHOULDN’T I ever Google on images? (possible NSFW terms)  
The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/445 "2015-05-19T01:18:52Z")

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**I’m dating a woman who abandoned her two kids. I need some advice.  
The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/446 "2015-05-19T02:08:28Z")

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**Waco biker war  
The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen**

So much leather!

**Men’s obsession with women’s breasts  
Is this rape? (_Don’t Need Answer Fast_)**

Depends on how obsessed we’re talking about here

**Ban, outlaw and confiscate LED yard lights!  
Death by hanging**

String lights, we string you up

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/447 "2015-05-19T12:37:50Z")

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\*\*Sticky Thread Sticky: The MMP FAQ

Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/448 "2015-05-19T14:06:15Z")

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\*\* Gimme a better cliche for a self-appointing chest-thumper

Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!  
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…he said, striking himself three times in the chest.

Gotta lotta mileage out of the _Mmp!_ thread.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/449 "2015-05-19T15:45:02Z")

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\*\* Waco biker war  
Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!\*\*

“Bikers in Waco today began exchanging nonsense consonants and making funny faces at members of rival gangs. Police remain on high alert.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/450 "2015-05-19T16:53:34Z")

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\*\*Share bizarre out-of-context personal statistics!

I’m dating a woman who abandoned her two kids. I need some advice.  
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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/451 "2015-05-19T18:45:23Z")

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They finally aligned:  
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Men’s obsession with women’s breasts  
So, some guys are breast guys, and some guys aren’t \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/452 "2015-05-19T22:37:53Z")

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**Spell check fail  
Ants in Genitals Ark Park grifting continues**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/453 "2015-05-20T01:01:38Z")

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\*\*Need euphemisms for “kick some ass!”  
Share bizarre out-of-context personal statistics! \*\*

“I’m here to share bizarre out-of-context personal statistics and chew bubblegum–and I’m all out of bubblegum!”

I dunno. Still needs work.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/454 "2015-05-20T10:18:20Z")

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**What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?  
How long until self driving cars become everpresent, or mandatory**

Im-me-di-ate-ly. Hu-man op-er-a-tion of au-to-mo-biles is non- op-ti-mal.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/455 "2015-05-20T12:49:34Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> “I’m here to share bizarre out-of-context personal statistics and chew bubblegum–and I’m all out of bubblegum!”

I’m seriously thinking of making that my sig.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/456 "2015-05-20T13:02:59Z")

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\*\* What SHOULDN’T I ever Google on images? (possible NSFW terms)

The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/457 "2015-05-20T18:04:43Z")

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\*\* I’ve heard of mandatory drug testing, but not mandatory vaginal probes.

The Tackiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/458 "2015-05-20T18:52:12Z")

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\*\*Mmp! Mmp! Mmp!  
Can any of you lip read?  
\*\*  
Yeah, that looks like what everyone’s saying to me, too.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/459 "2015-05-20T18:57:50Z")

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\*\*Waco biker war  
So, I broke my neck Sunday \*\*

Ooh, an eyewitness account!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/460 "2015-05-21T01:02:27Z")

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**Need help naming my Austrailian Cattle Dog  
That’s Taylor Swift?!?**

Yeah, she’s pale and whines a lot.

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