# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/501 "2015-05-25T16:58:51Z")
**When did Hannibal Lector become someone the audience cheers for? Memorial Day Eats** If that’s how he won you over, I don’t think I’ll be attending your Memorial Day picnic. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/502 "2015-05-25T17:44:56Z")
**Starting a new job My Memorial Day speech this morning** Dear coworkers and bosses, especially bosses. Why the hell did we have to come in to work today? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/503 "2015-05-25T18:41:50Z")
\*\*Can you REALLY swim? In Flanders Fields \*\* No, you can’t. You’d be on land. Next question. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/504 "2015-05-25T20:11:28Z")
\*\*Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish? Stupid Gun news of the day… \*\* Maybe acting out the “sex at gunpoint” fantasy was unwise, but hey, just a couple more pumps and I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/505 "2015-05-26T01:06:43Z")
\*\*Bifocals? seeing too much makes you insane \*\* \*\*Weird dreams, anyone? Nightmare Unsolved Mysteries \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/506 "2015-05-26T04:35:33Z")
oops ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/507 "2015-05-26T13:50:45Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*Can you REALLY swim? > In Flanders Fields \*\* > > No, you can’t. You’d be on land. Next question. Now it’s \*\*Can you REALLY swim? In Flanders Fields Well, that was pretty damned odd \*\* So I guess someone succeeded. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/508 "2015-05-26T14:06:26Z")
**I Need A Tree. Newspaper editions in the past** So you already have the time machine and the pulp mill, then? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/509 "2015-05-26T15:28:27Z")
\*\*How were the pyramids in Egypt built? Federal government finances \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/510 "2015-05-26T17:49:21Z")
\*\* Vacation without spouse - Yay or nay Poll: If your spouse had to cheat on you… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/511 "2015-05-27T00:11:30Z")
\*\*So, your son or daughter is running for President of the United States What’s the worst job you ever had? \*\* “Malia, uh, I’m not gonna lie to you here–being President of the United States really, _ **really** _ sucks.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/512 "2015-05-27T06:56:39Z")
**Columbia Student and her mattress protest/art exhibit. In Flanders Fields** She doesn’t have perdiddlymission. :mad: **Well, that was pretty damned odd I used a coupon from 1964** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/513 "2015-05-27T11:03:41Z")
**Need euphemisms for “kick some ass!” We Have Pigeon Eggs** I’ve come here to kick ass, and watch pigeon eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/514 "2015-05-27T13:32:35Z")
**Phrases that revolt you just by the reading… Would it be “gay” for a guy to drive a hatchback?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/515 "2015-05-27T14:18:37Z")
\*\*Just realized I was molested 55 years ago In Flanders Fields \*\* At least the poppies were nice. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/516 "2015-05-27T15:12:28Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > **Phrases that revolt you just by the reading… > Would it be “gay” for a guy to drive a hatchback?** Dang, scooped! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/517 "2015-05-27T20:08:21Z")
\*\* Brick cheese. The real, STINKY deal. This does not sound remotely edible… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/518 "2015-05-27T20:59:20Z")
\*\*Will I like beer can chicken if I don’t like beer? This does not sound remotely edible… \*\* Aw, c’mon, give it a go. It doesn’t sound that bad, really. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/519 "2015-05-27T21:03:30Z")
\*\*Columbia Student and her mattress protest/art exhibit. New neighbor from hell. \*\* Darn those mattress-toting college grads. They really bring down the neighborhood property values! ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/520 "2015-05-27T23:01:14Z")
**If You Were the Duggars… Phrases that revolt you just by the reading…** entirely self-explanatory [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=27)