# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/541 "2015-06-01T16:46:50Z")
\*\*Need a Russian expression of positive astonishment. One morning you wake up without your head. Pulse, BP, respiration normal. What happens then? \*\* “_Bozhe Moi!_ – Where’s my head?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/542 "2015-06-01T16:53:24Z")
\*\* It’s our lifestyle! (Man walks woman on leash in mall) How to get hired on the spot \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/543 "2015-06-01T18:26:13Z")
\*\*Bad Stuff you did as a child US Colleges expel 8,000 Chinese students \*\* Because they were bad. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/544 "2015-06-01T21:18:45Z")
\*\* It’s our lifestyle! (Man walks woman on leash in mall) Poll: Humans vs Human Beings \*\* Do I get a third choice? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/545 "2015-06-02T02:07:57Z")
\*\*What kinds of property can be formally appraised? Killer Asteroids. \*\* “I say we nuke the asteroid while it’s still in orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! That asteroid has a substantial dollar value–We had it formally appraised!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/546 "2015-06-02T02:22:59Z")
**Looking for an author interested in a hell of a story I have OCD, think I’m a pedophile** Sorry, I’m holding out for a gluten-sensitive vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/547 "2015-06-02T17:37:03Z")
**Looking for an author interested in a hell of a story Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth.** I’m not sure that’s going to be a best seller… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/548 "2015-06-02T19:13:32Z")
**Why Support Hillary? Who was the stupidest US president?** Way to lower the bar, dude… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/549 "2015-06-02T19:54:48Z")
**Facebook Does Something _For_ Privacy Bad user interface design** I was going to post all this personal information and all these nude photos for the world to see, but now I can’t figure out how to do it. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/550 "2015-06-02T23:53:15Z")
\*\*What is the top export of the USA? Killer Asteroids. \*\* America–_fuck yeah!_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/551 "2015-06-03T05:24:08Z")
**How to transfer money from Bank of America To Wells Fargo User? Killer Asteroids.** Yeah, you heard me. Killer asteroids. IRS, border guards, that $10,000 reporting rule–nothing will slow those things down. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/552 "2015-06-03T13:29:02Z")
Separated by one: \*\* It’s our lifestyle! (Man walks woman on leash in mall) “Dirty Stories” anyone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/553 "2015-06-03T13:29:22Z")
\*\* Poll: Do you get earworms? Poll: Speaker loses train of thought: um, uh, you know vs silence \*\* “Fellow representatives, we have to prevent Iran from getting nuclear weapons, young girl get out of my mind, I mean they must never be allowed to be way out of line, better run Ayatollah.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/554 "2015-06-03T13:31:09Z")
\*\*Obscure but interesting celebrity trivia. Okay, we know Jessica Fletcher was a serial killer. \*\* But did you know she made prize winning lemon meringue pies? ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/555 "2015-06-03T15:07:38Z")
**Ow, my hip! Why do people feel the need to politicize everything?** Thanks, Obama! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/556 "2015-06-03T17:36:39Z")
**It’s Not A Puppy, It’s Not A Kitten…It’s CUTER! Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth.** SQUEEEEE! …was what I heard coming from the booth, your honor. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/557 "2015-06-03T18:36:39Z")
\*\*MIT’s four-legged robot leaps over obstacles My sister’s coffee can \*\* Your sister has very talented and accomplished coffee ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/558 "2015-06-03T21:56:40Z")
\*\*Potential employer asking for “free” work as part of “interview” Do you have spontaneous visual images? \*\* I sure do. One especially nice one of the potential employer being impaled, drawn and quartered. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/559 "2015-06-03T23:29:35Z")
**Starting an SDMB thread is like writing a goddamn legal document! What’s your personality type?** My personality type, as defined by the Johnson-Yutani scale, and allowing for all applicable congruencies and exceptions, is “lawyer”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/560 "2015-06-03T23:36:56Z")
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