# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/561 "2015-06-04T00:14:08Z")
\*\* What neat thing did you just learn? Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth. \*\* That’s not neat, that’s just disgusting! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/562 "2015-06-04T06:22:07Z")
**What’s your favorite mythos? Gluten-Free Vodka? Really?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/563 "2015-06-04T10:11:51Z")
**How can i barrgain with a pawn shop broker? Ow, my hip!** No, that’s how he bargains with you if you don’t pay him back. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/564 "2015-06-04T13:23:21Z")
\*\*Should I consider visiting Liverpool again on my second trip to the UK Pretty, Cute, Beautiful, Sexy \*\* IMHO, John, Ringo, Paul & George. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/565 "2015-06-04T14:50:59Z")
\*\* What neat thing did you just learn? Finally, the Wife Can Join the Nazi Party of Germany \*\* And that’s “neat”. Okayyyy… ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/566 "2015-06-04T14:57:58Z")
\*\* What animals could kill a grizzly bear? Killer Asteroids.\*\* no, no. “Animals”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/567 "2015-06-04T15:53:08Z")
\*\* Interesting fact about Gerald Ford’s wife Betty It’s Not A Puppy, It’s Not A Kitten…It’s CUTER!\*\* It’s also dead. But you’re right, it’s pretty darn cute. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/568 "2015-06-04T15:55:27Z")
\*\* Depression is a joke Eyesight suddenly getting worse Finally, the Wife Can Join the Nazi Party of Germany \*\* See, there’s always a silver lining. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/569 "2015-06-04T17:20:57Z")
\*\* Could a human being eat dog and cat food and be healthy? Why can’t FIFA officials take bribes?\*\* Hey Sepp, gimme broadcast rights to an upcoming tournament game and there’s a whole case of Friskies Buffet in it for you! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/570 "2015-06-04T17:52:37Z")
\*\*Josh Duggar (Duggar kid 1/19) to be executive director of Family Research Council Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth. \*\* Rule 34! Rule 34! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/571 "2015-06-04T20:25:53Z")
\*\*Gandalf and Dumbledore are gonna get married! Is Luann going to get laid? \*\* Now \*that’s \*what I call a party. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/572 "2015-06-05T14:28:25Z")
**Your favorite/best War Movies From the 1950s (A) The Beach boys Movie** Help Me Rhonda, I’m hit! -The Omaha Beach Boys. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/573 "2015-06-05T14:41:54Z")
**Bad Stuff you did as a child The Windows 10 free upgrade thread** I upgraded Windows when I was too young to know any better. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/574 "2015-06-05T17:26:20Z")
\*\* “Welcome to the Dirty South” says Whole Foods. I don’t know what they mean. “Dirty Stories” anyone? \*\* \*\* Rubber Clothing (Fetish)? I need Viking pants! (and boots!) \*\* …and make sure they’re _rubber!_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/575 "2015-06-05T17:35:44Z")
\*\* Fuck you, Wayne Burgarello & fuck that jury too aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? I Pit people who can’t bring themselves to swear in SDMB threads \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/576 "2015-06-05T17:36:40Z")
**What animals could kill a grizzly bear?** An orca would do it. \*\*What animals could kill an orca? \*\* A bear could do it. …If prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/577 "2015-06-05T19:25:48Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* “Welcome to the Dirty South” says Whole Foods. I don’t know what they mean. > > “Dirty Stories” anyone? > > \*\* Hey! I wanted that one. 😉 Now I have to settle for: \*\*Self-driving cars may not be a bad thing My parents make me break the speed limit. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/578 "2015-06-05T21:02:42Z")
\*\*Self-driving cars may not be a bad thing My parents make me break the speed limit. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/579 "2015-06-06T14:31:23Z")
\*\* Michelle Obama just spoke at my alma mater Don’t forget to wash your grapes …\*\* Better advice than I’ve heard from a lot of graduation speakers. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/580 "2015-06-06T15:21:22Z")
**Girls, how do you defend yourselves? 32-foot fake willy** A bit unwieldy, but effective. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=30)