# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/41 "2015-03-19T14:14:22Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Breaking news: Toilet paper goes over not under Private pooping \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/42 "2015-03-19T20:46:14Z")
\*\*PETA: People Executing Taken Animals? Piper Cat prefers freshly killed kibble, thank you \*\* :eek: Meee-ouch! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/43 "2015-03-20T18:53:37Z")
**Oi! Get your finger outta me bum! Emergency Alert System Tests** It got your attention, didn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/44 "2015-03-20T19:05:24Z")
**Oi! Get your finger outta me bum! Wagga Wagga!** …and other conversations overheard at my local pub. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/45 "2015-03-20T19:40:36Z")
\*\* Brother/mother another/different sister/mister Picking up subtle social cues is hard\*\* Who are you again? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/46 "2015-03-20T20:26:29Z")
\*\* Is my co worker interested…? Am I a total bastard for only giving two weeks notice?\*\* I suspect he’s not that interested. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/47 "2015-03-20T22:29:33Z")
\*\*A weird teen dating switch Brother/mother another/different sister/mister \*\* Yup, sounds weird to me. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/48 "2015-03-20T23:41:14Z")
\*\*Is it creepy for brother and sister to cuddle on the couch? Brother/mother another/different sister/mister \*\* Let’s just go through all the possible configurations here. I really want this subject cleared up. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/49 "2015-03-21T00:46:33Z")
\*\*Does Batman or Jesus seem more real to you? Help with online dating profile \*\* Oh, just try to be yourself. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/50 "2015-03-21T07:16:49Z")
\*\*Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread \*\* But as soon as I post this, _they will no longer be sequential!_ Consider your mind blown, dude! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/51 "2015-03-21T07:21:17Z")
\*\*You’re being warped 100 million years into the future — How do you prepare? Would you read the diary of a recently-deceased family member? \*\* “Hm…Uncle Morton was killed by the Beetle People of the year A.D. 100,002,014. Perhaps his diary can offer some insight into how I should prepare for my trip.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/52 "2015-03-21T08:24:23Z")
**Evocative songs and the feelings they, um, evoke The Voice Season 8** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/53 "2015-03-21T14:44:35Z")
**What’s the stupidest injury you’ve incurred? Shot himself in the face cleaning his rifle** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/54 "2015-03-21T15:33:58Z")
\*\*You’re being warped 100 million years into the future — How do you prepare? Hairballs. And puking \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/55 "2015-03-21T17:28:28Z")
**In Which Cartooniverse Burns Out Two Blenders. In One Week. PETA: People Executing Taken Animals?** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/56 "2015-03-21T18:28:11Z")
\*\* Oi! Get your finger outta me bum! In Which Cartooniverse Burns Out Two Blenders. In One Week. \*\*How can one even hope to reason with this kind of Muslim? Explain the “Harry Potter is evil” meme? Was Jesus Real or a Myth? \*\* So a Muslim, Harry Potter and Jesus walk into a bar… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/57 "2015-03-21T18:36:57Z")
\*\* Hairballs. And puking Is my co worker interested…?\*\* Any woman would be. And if you scratch a lot, that’s the trifecta. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/58 "2015-03-21T18:39:59Z")
\*\*What is a female version of a “cockblock” called? Wagga Wagga! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/59 "2015-03-21T19:31:07Z")
\*\*Bugatti Veyron gets toppled…by a Swedish hybrid?!? Wagga Wagga! \*\* Swedish hybrid _chef_ comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/60 "2015-03-21T22:59:37Z")
\*\*Things From Your Imagination That You Never Thought Would Happen Until It Happened You’ve written a bestselling novel. A movie producer wants to buy the movie rights. \*\* Yes, that. No, wait, that was a dream. I keep getting these things mixed up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=4)