# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/781 "2015-07-05T15:17:57Z")
\*\* Sturgeon kills 1, injures 2 Headlines that tell the story.\*\* “You’re Going To Need An Armored Boat” was too subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/782 "2015-07-05T19:09:12Z")
**Doper Cooks… Rachael Ray says… Ribs just went in the smoker.** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/783 "2015-07-05T19:31:04Z")
**I bought a plane I bought a scooter!** I got a rock. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/784 "2015-07-05T23:10:10Z")
**How were first animals domesticated? stock ownership** “Lemme put this saddle on, and there’s 50 shares of AT&T preferred in it for you! Easy, boy…” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/785 "2015-07-06T01:13:59Z")
\*\*How do animals keep their teeth? stock ownership \*\* That’s an oversimplification. Animals use a variety of evolutionary strategies for maintaining dental health, including diversified stock portfolios, bonds, and real estate investments. Some “living fossils” like the horseshoe crabs even still use certificates of deposit. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/786 "2015-07-06T07:10:18Z")
**Animal metaphor for male masturbation Why Do Squirrels Put Their Paw On Their Chest?** To aid in masturbation? Not sure how you get a metaphor out of that though. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/787 "2015-07-06T10:19:23Z")
\*\* I bought a scooter! I bought a plane\*\* Someone always has to go one better. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/788 "2015-07-06T11:47:04Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Animal metaphor for male masturbation Why so sticky at the beach? \*\* Sounds like someone was using their Thetys Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/789 "2015-07-06T15:04:49Z")
\*\* How were first animals domesticated? Salami sandwiches and hot weather\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/790 "2015-07-06T18:16:42Z")
**What Is The Appeal Of Radical Islam (to Young People)? Why is executing someone painlessly difficult?** It’s easy if you join us. We use bombs, which are quick and painless. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/791 "2015-07-06T18:26:05Z")
Separated by one: \*\* I hate the Fourth of July First Maine fireworks death - unbelieveable! \*\* The story is sad, but the threads fit. \*\*Robot grabs; crushes man Boy Snatched In 1964 Returned To Wrong Family \*\* We really need to work on those robots. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/792 "2015-07-06T19:29:56Z")
**I’m engaged! I just saw pronghorn in NM I bought a scooter!** So, is there anything left on your bucket list? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/793 "2015-07-06T21:57:27Z")
\*\* So Why Are The Iranians Enriching All That Uranium? Considering moving to the Denver area \*\* Uh-oh. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/794 "2015-07-07T01:22:40Z")
**What do you NEED to eat for health/medical reasons? Poll: Ice Cream Floats - Coke vs. Root Beer** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/795 "2015-07-07T12:21:03Z")
\*\* Alternatives to PayPal? Can I print my own checks?\*\* I don’t see why not, most vendors just want something that looks like money. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/796 "2015-07-07T14:37:22Z")
\*\* Do elderly people realize how infuriating long rambling answers are? Today is Eiji Tsuburaya’s 114th birthday! \*\* I’ll bet he has some stories to tell. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/797 "2015-07-07T15:58:03Z")
**How do I cope with my parents growing old? I bought a plane** I guess that’s one way to do it ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/798 "2015-07-07T16:04:36Z")
\*\* So we got a puppy… Pet peeve: it’s “Jews”\*\* Oh, alright. So how do we housebreak the “Jews”? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/799 "2015-07-07T16:43:28Z")
\*\* Do elderly people realize how infuriating long rambling answers are? If only there had been a comma… (Man killed by alligator) So we got a puppy… \*\* Good. If you have a puppy instead of a 'gator you probably won’t be killed while waiting for a break in the geezer’s rambling. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/800 "2015-07-07T17:09:28Z")
\*\*Hot or Not!! Considering moving to the Denver area \*\* Bad news, I hear it gets hot in the summer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=41)