# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/841 "2015-07-15T14:46:30Z")

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**Firefox bans Flash  
Where do you shower?**

Yeah, that guy’s been a dick ever since Crisis. I usually just head over to JL HQ if I need a shower.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/842 "2015-07-15T19:47:16Z")

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\*\*You suddenly die right now. What’s the (potentially) longest time before someone finds your body?

Nom on Mom – My Silly Cat Poem  
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As I’ve remarked before – “I’m not sure our cats will wait until we’re altogether dead first.”

\*\* Are there any songs you can think of that have the theme of

Fish and chips in America

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No.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/843 "2015-07-15T23:36:54Z")

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**Weird things that once you notice them are everywhere  
Google “Deep Dream” image processor**

If you’re seeing Deep Dream stuff everywhere, time to dial back on the drugs.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/844 "2015-07-16T11:36:55Z")

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\*\* Not Many Craters on Pluto and Charon

What principle is this? “Finding one implies more”  
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\*\* Are there any songs you can think of that have the theme of

BattleBots returning

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No, but one of them would make a _dandy_ opening theme for the show.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/845 "2015-07-16T14:25:59Z")

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**Old conspiracy theories  
Date humiliates me by bring budlight lime to a craft beer party!**

Pretty sure she came up with that on her own, dude.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/846 "2015-07-16T15:35:26Z")

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**Quick, what’s your current earworm?  
I want to be a food Muslim**

Huey Lewis was never the same after his conversion. ☹

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/847 "2015-07-17T00:15:47Z")

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\*\* “Lonely” hobbies or hobbies that its hard to have a spouse with  
Are you a coffee pooper? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/848 "2015-07-17T11:13:39Z")

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\*\*Greece: Where Did The Money Go?

Pigeons

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This is why they’re always hanging out in public places in groups.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/849 "2015-07-17T12:42:24Z")

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\*\* I want to be a food Muslim.

Date humiliates me by bring budlight lime to a craft beer party!  
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If I was a Food Muslim, we wouldn’t be drinking alcohol, and my Date wouldn’t be bringing any kind of beer. In fact, we wouldn’t even be going to a Craft Beer Party. And I wouldn’t be humiliated.  
Not that way, anyway.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/850 "2015-07-17T14:36:57Z")

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\*\* Weird things that once you notice them are everywhere

Shoes dangling from powerlines? That’s sooo yesterday!  
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Even funnier after you read that second thread.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/851 "2015-07-17T15:24:37Z")

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\*\* Greek default seems to be inevitable…what’s the fallout?

What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?  
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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/852 "2015-07-17T15:44:43Z")

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**Let Us Speak of Salsa  
Recommend Me a Musical Instrument**

Is horseradish an instrument?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/853 "2015-07-17T16:45:23Z")

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**Can I get some good thoughts/prayers for my mom?  
Nom on Mom – My Silly Cat Poem**

More like, “OMMMMM for Mom.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/854 "2015-07-17T17:26:38Z")

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\*\*Photoshop challenge - too much light on skin - can it be fixed?

How do you cope/get-over being unattractive/plain-looking/ugly?  
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Photoshop.

\*\*Just what is unrealistic about porn?

Suggest the chicken’s fate

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Choking

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/855 "2015-07-17T23:53:33Z")

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\*\*When I have money I can waste, I’m going to…  
Hoonk hooonk honk hooonk!!! \*\*

Actually, I think you can do that for free.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/856 "2015-07-18T04:52:28Z")

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\*\*Pluto Probe on it’s way  
Hoonk hooonk honk hooonk!!! \*\*

Wait. I thought that in space, no one can hear you honk?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/857 "2015-07-18T16:17:18Z")

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\*\* Idiots at Big Box Stores - the Bar Has Been Raised!  
Sudden shsrp, pinprick pain in penis \*\*

They raised the bar from the knees to the crotch.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/858 "2015-07-18T17:00:06Z")

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\*\*What do you eat for lunch, if not a sandwich?  
Hanna and her horse. \*\*

Hey, I was really hungry.

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**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/859 "2015-07-18T23:11:23Z")

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**Pluto Probe on it’s way**

\*\* Sudden shsrp, pinprick pain in penis\*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/860 "2015-07-19T20:06:49Z")

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**Bought a new gun today.  
Blackberries are 'noxious weeds’**

Man, gardening is tougher than I thought!

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