# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 44

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/861 "2015-07-20T15:33:56Z")

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\*\* Who should clean out the employee refrigerator?  
New Member with Short Wife\*\*

We hired Bob because his wife doesn’t have to bend over to clean the bottom shelf.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/862 "2015-07-20T16:23:01Z")

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**What a planet is, revisited. Also Pluto.  
Getting Even**

Hey, Jupiter! Hey, Saturn! All you fatsos, picking on me for not being a planet. Who’s in the news now? Who’s getting all the chicks this time around? Hah! Up yours!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/863 "2015-07-20T17:48:59Z")

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**Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?  
NYC pastor obsessed with semen, demons, and latte. Oh, my!**

I thought he was from Boston.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/864 "2015-07-20T18:07:58Z")

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**Cows sought after BMW vandalized  
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?**

Well, I saw a BMW with cow dung all over it and “Cow Power” spray painted across the hood.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/865 "2015-07-20T18:53:55Z")

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**Crichton’s “Eaters of the Dead”  
Let Us Speak of Salsa**

“You know, with a little salsa, Joe isn’t bad…”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/866 "2015-07-20T18:58:02Z")

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\*\* Best way to grill a steak (need answer fast)  
Crichton’s “Eaters of the Dead”  
New series on AMC - Humans\*\*

Thanks for the suggestions, but I really was looking for tips on preparing cow. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/867 "2015-07-20T21:50:33Z")

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\*\*Ther’s a difference between “helpful and generous sibling” and “controlling nutjob,” Sis.  
I am, in theory, cool. But only in theory. \*\*

Well, at least you admit it.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/868 "2015-07-21T03:47:54Z")

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\*\*How do you look entitled?  
Building a wooden privacy fence \*\*

“Finally! _This_ will keep all the little people from looking at me!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/869 "2015-07-21T12:02:33Z")

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\*\* So, the Grateful Dead closed their last show with…“Attics of my Life?”

Cool powers, but useless in a fight.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/870 "2015-07-21T12:29:59Z")

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\*\*What do you do when you are depressed?

I upgraded to Win-10 today

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/871 "2015-07-21T12:52:23Z")

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**Advice needed from the LGBT community  
Men in skirts**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/872 "2015-07-21T13:09:54Z")

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**Are there Confederate flaggers parading in your streets?**  
**New Zealand is choosing a new flag**

Hmm. I think I see a way to kill two birds with one stone.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/873 "2015-07-21T15:11:04Z")

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**Am I An Arrogant Fucker?**  
**Am I An Arrogant Fucker?**

Is there an echo in here?

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/874 "2015-07-21T15:18:45Z")

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**When I have money I can waste, I’m going to…  
Compare Hampshire and New Hampshire**

Pretty sure you can do that for free

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/875 "2015-07-21T15:27:37Z")

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\*\*Space Quotes!

Great article about the Apollo astronauts trying to sleep on the Moon.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/876 "2015-07-21T18:52:35Z")

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\*\*Twin engine VW Bug?

Horsepower question

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/877 "2015-07-22T01:30:51Z")

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**Where do you hide your porn?  
Job interviewing advice sought**

It’s probably not a good idea to bring up your porn collection until at least the second interview.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/878 "2015-07-22T02:14:55Z")

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\*\* Do you have a “BABY ON BOARD” sign on your car?  
So what do you worry about killing you, then?\*\*

The W.C. Fields zombie. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/879 "2015-07-22T11:13:49Z")

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**What do you do when you are depressed?  
A story of two people who love each other but couldn’t be together. (Long; breakup)**

As long as I’m already depressed, I might as well indulge myself with a really good weepie.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/880 "2015-07-22T12:40:30Z")

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**Who should clean out the employee refrigerator?  
Where do you hide your porn?**

Good point. Everybody step away from that refrigerator! I’ll do the cleaning.

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