# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/881 "2015-07-22T15:38:00Z")

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\*\* So what do you worry about killing you, then?  
Household Entropy\*\*

“The toaster orbit is decaying! Run for your lives!!!”

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/882 "2015-07-22T16:17:15Z")

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\*\*What do you do when you are depressed?

Men in Skirts \*\*

It seems to have done wonders for Bruce Jenner’s attitude.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/883 "2015-07-23T06:56:24Z")

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**Space Quotes!  
ByeBye Facebook**

I’m leaving you behind with the rest of the earth.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/884 "2015-07-23T14:16:06Z")

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\*\*‘Yes Means Yes’ is the Law for Sex on New York College Campuses

Men in skirts

The Mating Dance of the Telemarketer -or- Don’t fish off the company pier.  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/885 "2015-07-23T23:27:37Z")

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**how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?  
A hustler told me a bald face lie!**

Well, I was just minding my own business at the urinal, looking at this other dude’s penis, and he said he’d…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/886 "2015-07-24T12:11:20Z")

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\*\* how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?

They never found out it was me!  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/887 "2015-07-24T14:05:29Z")

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**Ask a 23 year old virgin anything  
OMG. What do I do now?**

Bad question.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/888 "2015-07-24T16:17:26Z")

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\*\* Fire caused by pooping cyclist  
How to Kill the Fruitflies\*\*

And to think I was going to waste money by hiring a cropduster…

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/889 "2015-07-24T16:45:57Z")

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**Ask a 23 year old virgin anything  
STDs the next day ?**

That’s a major worry, yes.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/890 "2015-07-24T16:47:15Z")

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**Ask a 23 year old virgin anything  
STDs the next day ?**

Aw, man, that’s what I call bad luck.

EDIT: Aw, nuts

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/891 "2015-07-24T18:42:59Z")

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\*\* How do you cope/get-over being unattractive/plain-looking/ugly?  
I’m an attractive, well-adjusted person who does fine in social situations.\*\*

**Fire caused by pooping cyclist  
OWWW!!!**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/892 "2015-07-25T13:20:47Z")

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\*\*I’m an attractive, well-adjusted person who does fine in social situations.  
STDs the next day ? \*\*

There’s always a downside.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/893 "2015-07-25T13:29:43Z")

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\*\*Bodies remain on Mount Everest. Why?  
Is This Story That Hitlers Body Was Not Found True? \*\*

Well, first you have to find Hitler’s secret Everest hideout bunker. Doh.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/894 "2015-07-25T17:07:15Z")

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\*\* how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?  
They never found out it was me! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/895 "2015-07-25T17:27:38Z")

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\*\*OJ Simpson Murder Trial  
Anti-Feminism \*\*

Ah, she was just a cheating bitch. She deserved what she got. Even if OJ did it, it was justified.  
(Sadly, I know some people who believe this.)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/896 "2015-07-25T22:19:39Z")

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**Poll: Is this girlfriend behavior harmless or hurtful?  
STDs the next day ?**

Gonorrhea Gertie is the girl that I adore.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/897 "2015-07-25T22:22:26Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> **Poll: Is this girlfriend behavior harmless or hurtful?  
> STDs the next day ?**
> 
> Gonorrhea Gertie is the girl that I adore.

Scooped!

I’m still waiting for the STD thread to line up with the Cosby thread, BTW. They’re \*this \*close at the moment.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/898 "2015-07-26T08:49:11Z")

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**Vagina Dialogues - canceled, too offensive  
Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/899 "2015-07-26T13:46:20Z")

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\*\*Wife caught sexting lover while at Atlanta Braves game with clueless husband.  
They never found out it was me! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/900 "2015-07-26T16:09:45Z")

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**They never found out it was me!  
How to Kill the Fruitflies**

No one was really that concerned…

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