# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 51

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1001 "2015-08-09T22:09:31Z")

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**Catholic Confession Questions:  
Why don´t animal species cheat other species more often**

It would be a sin.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1002 "2015-08-09T22:15:42Z")

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\*\*What’s for dinner tonight?  
YOUR misheard lyrics \*\*

Yeah, we’re having a nice cool salad of mixed fresh mondegreens.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1003 "2015-08-10T02:31:06Z")

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**What if Trump wins the 2016 presidential election?  
Car accident with an illegal immigrant**

Oh, the delicious irony!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1004 "2015-08-10T10:29:31Z")

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**Ever backed out of a job after verbal acceptance?  
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.**

But on the bright side, it shows that you’re very attractive to employers.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1005 "2015-08-10T12:21:35Z")

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\*\* Do virgin woman get horny often?  
Trapped on an escalator\*\*

Need answer fast?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1006 "2015-08-10T13:53:10Z")

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**The Worldwide Church of God–What really happened?  
Retribution and Justice.**

Don’t F’ with the Jesus.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1007 "2015-08-10T15:53:18Z")

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\*\* Golf Ball Physics  
If you’re attacked by a goose…\*\*

Forget the ball, just use the club. And keep your head down.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1008 "2015-08-10T16:08:52Z")

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**Giant, Foot-Sized Stucco-Eating Land Snails Invade Florida!  
Quick, what’s your current earworm?**

Giant, foot-sized earworms invade the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1009 "2015-08-10T17:24:47Z")

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\*\* Do I Need To Change My Oil?  
Unprovoked road rage?\*\*

Some people just can’t understand the urgent need to change your oil while stopped in the passing lane of I-80.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1010 "2015-08-10T17:26:02Z")

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\*\*Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?  
The Mystery Chimney \*\*

That’s where I always hide them.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1011 "2015-08-10T19:58:45Z")

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\*\*Do I Need To Change My Oil?  
Underwear not so fresh? \*\*

Actually, if you stop putting oil in it at all, it’ll probably stay fresh for longer.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1012 "2015-08-10T23:50:41Z")

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**I don’t know if my job interview went well.  
Underwear not so fresh?**

Must have been one rough interview.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1013 "2015-08-11T04:27:43Z")

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**I suspect my neighbor is dead in her house. What can/should I do?  
Retribution and Justice.**

Yes! Find your neighbor’s killer and make them pay!!! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1014 "2015-08-11T12:47:32Z")

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**What to do with a futon bed/chair?  
How DARE he park his plane there?**

I was all set to take a nap, but there was this Cessna. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1015 "2015-08-11T12:59:07Z")

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\*\*What did Walter White do that was so evil  
Kill a Brady kid \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1016 "2015-08-11T14:59:33Z")

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**How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?  
Retribution and Justice.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1017 "2015-08-11T16:14:27Z")

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\*\* Underwear not so fresh  
Head in the clouds MMP\*\*

Yeah, it’s not so stinky up there.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1018 "2015-08-11T16:49:30Z")

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**$2 Billion Missing In Haiti?  
“Forced” into larger tip than proper**

That restaurant is getting the worst TripAdvisor rating ever from me.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1019 "2015-08-11T18:38:40Z")

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\*\*I don’t know if my job interview went well.  
Sitting Down Is Deadly-is Lying Down Worse? \*\*

I hate to tell you this, but I think you should probably have stuck with the sitting down.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1020 "2015-08-11T22:28:27Z")

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\*\*What’s for dinner tonight?  
Cucumber relish/dressing seen in a Thai restaurant salad bar \*\*

While this does sound tasty, I think I’ll be left just a bit peckish afterwards.

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