# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1021 "2015-08-12T01:45:38Z")

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Scooped on one

**Flood insurance premium question  
Having Sex With Menstrual Cups**

Nothing I could possibly say here is remotely within the bounds of good taste, even for this place.

**"Just eat the whole box of spaghetti and the entire jar of sauce. Deal with the fallout later."  
Maybe the Most Remarkable Six Year Old Ever**

It’s a remarkable six-year-old indeed who can eat a whole box of spaghetti!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1022 "2015-08-12T12:33:06Z")

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\*\* “Save the date”? Are you really expecting me to come?  
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.\*\*

Alright, fer chrissake, I’ll be there. ☹

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1023 "2015-08-12T17:02:18Z")

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\*\*Popcorn  
Karmadillo \*\*

Band name!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1024 "2015-08-12T17:16:23Z")

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\*\* Are their direct flights from Columbus, MS to Turkey?  
Is there a name for this mental shortcut \*\*

Grits to baklava?

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1025 "2015-08-12T19:37:36Z")

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\*\* For those that do not believe in God  
Could you survive a nuclear strike?\*\*

Because a smiting from the Almighty is kinda like that.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1026 "2015-08-12T21:11:24Z")

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\*\*Best specific release date for movies all time  
Well, what DOES happen in the year 2525? \*\*

Jon Peters’ Superman movie, starring Nic Cage?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1027 "2015-08-12T22:16:56Z")

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\*\*New series on AMC - Humans  
Minimm amount of superhuman strength required to punch through and tear apart normal humans? \*\*

Note to self: DO NOT WATCH HUMANS

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1028 "2015-08-13T02:32:51Z")

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**I think I may have lost my only guy friend  
Getting Divorced… It hurts.**

Especially if your husband was your only guy friend.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1029 "2015-08-13T04:24:47Z")

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**Donald Trump announces presidential run**  
**Something is pooping on my deck**

Yeah, that’s how a lot of people reacted.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1030 "2015-08-13T05:03:34Z")

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\*\*Well, what DOES happen in the year 2525?  
Slasher Kills \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1031 "2015-08-13T14:04:15Z")

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**Making lemonade from lemons  
Momma saying Later gator**

And then we’ll make Gatorade!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1032 "2015-08-13T14:46:33Z")

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\*\*What did Walter White do that was so evil  
Slasher Kills \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1033 "2015-08-13T15:38:51Z")

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\*\* Getting Divorced… It hurts.  
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.\*\*

Ouch.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1034 "2015-08-13T21:50:03Z")

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\*\*Fallout from higher minimum wage  
Cop Confronts Unarmed Black Guy at Traffic Stop \*\*…

Why? Was he still wearing his McDonald’s uniform?

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1035 "2015-08-13T23:56:10Z")

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\*\*There’s a skunk in my garbage can: Need answer fast!  
Underwear not so fresh? \*\*

Um, before or after encountering the skunk?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1036 "2015-08-14T02:26:22Z")

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\*\*What’s for dinner tonight?  
Slasher Kills \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1037 "2015-08-14T11:51:06Z")

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\*\*I’m gunna ask again, how do i make reasonable money quickly? With minimal experience?  
Annoying Political Ads \*\*

But you’ll have to decide for yourself if that’s a place you’re willing to go.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1038 "2015-08-14T12:38:54Z")

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\*\* Massive Explosion in Tianjin, China  
My apartment hasn’t been so tidy in years… \*\*

♫ Always look on the bright side of life… ♬

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1039 "2015-08-14T14:50:50Z")

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**Fallout from higher minimum wage  
Massive Explosion in Tianjin, China**

It’s not the initial explosion you have to worry about, but all the fallout…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1040 "2015-08-14T17:58:20Z")

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\*\*What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?  
Were you the last one picked in sports? \*\*

Yes. Yes, I was. Stop bringing it up. Or at least stop pointing and laughing.

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