# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1041 "2015-08-14T18:46:31Z")
**I just got a dash cam Spouse Burns Up House** I posted it on YouTube, and overlaid _Yakety Sax_. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1042 "2015-08-14T21:19:10Z")
**What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over? I’m gunna ask again, how do i make reasonable money quickly? With minimal experience?** ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1043 "2015-08-14T22:02:05Z")
\*\*Fish oil, arthritis, heartburn!! Thugs firing randomly into crowds. Was this ever done in the past or is it mainly a modern practice? \*\* Those gang street names get stranger every day. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1044 "2015-08-15T00:15:26Z")
**Can I get some good thoughts/prayers for my mom? A crazy thought I had about really stupid people** Hey! **Low fat, sodium, etc. "Just eat the whole box of spaghetti and the entire jar of sauce. Deal with the fallout later."** No … ---
**Author:** ![Astraea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@Astraea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astraea)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1045 "2015-08-15T02:41:43Z")
\*\*Spouse Burns Up House \*\* \*\*Throwing a Big Party \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1046 "2015-08-15T05:16:09Z")
**Fallout from higher minimum wage I think I might be my happiest at work–ever.** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1047 "2015-08-15T12:04:12Z")
\*\*Giant, Foot-Sized Stucco-Eating Land Snails Invade Florida! Spouse Burns Up House \*\* It’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1048 "2015-08-15T12:08:50Z")
\*\*May have found the worst restaurant on earth. Beanie-weenies \*\* Welcome to Beani-Town. May I take your order? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1049 "2015-08-15T13:55:52Z")
**I am old. I am not dead! Ethicists Out There ---- What’s Your Opinion on This?** The ethical thing to do is stop harassing the mortician and let him do his job. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1050 "2015-08-15T14:24:18Z")
\*\*The woo boat Why can’t I sink? \*\* Don’t know. We’ve been torpedoing you since 1973, but it’s taking longer than we thought, ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1051 "2015-08-15T14:38:46Z")
**What if Trump wins the 2016 presidential election? How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?** Until blood comes out…uh, never mind. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1052 "2015-08-15T15:17:41Z")
**Fallout from higher minimum wage Throwing a Big Party** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1053 "2015-08-15T16:14:15Z")
\*\*For those who do not believe in God What if Trump won the 2016 primary?\*\* Then that would constitute proof of God’s non-existence, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1054 "2015-08-15T17:11:51Z")
**What if Trump wins the 2016 presidential election? How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?** Hit him as hard as you want, just don’t mess up his hair. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1055 "2015-08-16T07:48:21Z")
\*\*A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW. Which truck should I buy? \*\* _Consumer Reports_ gave the Ford F-150 and the Toyota Tundra five stars in the “Most Bullet-Resistant Engine Block” category. (Remember, though–automobile _doors_ really don’t do much to stop bullets.) \*\* Shopping for a car stereo Do you follow the rules? \*\* Naw, man. I, like, go to the deli section at the grocery store and ask if they have any car stereos. 'Cause I’m like a _rebel_, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1056 "2015-08-16T14:20:01Z")
May I go off topic with a pair of sequential newspaper headlines? From today’s San Francisco Chronicle: **Backers of legal pot going the distance to improve image Smoky haze blankets Bay Area** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1057 "2015-08-16T15:53:46Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > May I go off topic with a pair of sequential newspaper headlines? From today’s San Francisco Chronicle No, this is illegal. You will be docked 1,000 Sequential Thread points and lose preferred seating on the Doper Ark. I have occasionaly used off-site sequential news headlines and even sequential programs on my satellite TV lineup. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1058 "2015-08-16T17:01:10Z")
\*\*Should I say something about this nurse? A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW. \*\* Woulda been smarter to keep your trap shut. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1059 "2015-08-16T20:39:21Z")
**My wife wants to try bondage! Have you had success with the Urinary Track Rotor Rooter procedure** I might go for some spanking or being tied up, but UTRR, not just no but Hell No! ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1060 "2015-08-17T08:57:53Z")
\*\*How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy? I think I may have lost my only guy friend \*\* You shouldn’t have hit him, then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=54)