# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1101 "2015-08-20T18:43:25Z")

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\*\*Ashley Madison data breach - You going to check?

Shut up lady  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1102 "2015-08-20T18:56:20Z")

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\*\*Ask the Poly person

Ashley Madison data breach - You going to check?

Snakes Alive! Are you afraid of snakes?

Shut up lady

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1103 "2015-08-20T21:54:30Z")

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\*\* Re serving man would a sedentary, obese person be tastier and more tender than a muscular athlete?  
The Science of Zombies\*\*

“In conclusion, our research showed that seven out of ten zombies preferred the flesh of sedentary couch potatoes over athletes, two opted for “Brainssss!” and one ate the lead author. Further studies are recommended.” J Zomb Nutr 35:144-196 2015

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1104 "2015-08-20T21:58:35Z")

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\*\*What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?  
Why aren’t child car seat alarms mandatory? \*\*

Boy–you leave _one_ kid in a car for a few hours on a hot summer day, and you never hear the end of it!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1105 "2015-08-20T22:00:10Z")

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\*\*First the Hilltop Steak House, now the Orange Dinosaur!  
What is the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone eat? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1106 "2015-08-20T23:33:00Z")

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**What To Do With My Time During a 5 Hour Commute  
Anyone heard of Fed Ex restriction where they refuse to allow a package redirect to Fed Ex office?**

That’s a standard feature of the “Early-Morning Commuter” package. It prevents commuters from stacking up at the depot and going stale. Just be sure your packer opens the proper airholes, fills the food and water containers, and empties the oubliette.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1107 "2015-08-21T02:24:21Z")

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\*\*How come creationists believe the earth is 6 000 years old?  
The Uncertainy Principle \*\*

“Well, you can’t prove it’s _not_ 6,000 years old, can you? There’s no way to know one way or the other!”

This is depressingly not much of an exaggeration.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1108 "2015-08-21T12:46:38Z")

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\*\*What if Hitler is more pragmatic concerning

Is the Swastika evil?  
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“Vell, I suppose as a _practical_ matter people outside Germany might _think_ it’s evil…”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1109 "2015-08-21T17:56:03Z")

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\*\*I know someone with a fairly high IQ (149) who is like wrong about everything.

Jimmy Carter  
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Hmmm. Poster must be a Republican.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1110 "2015-08-21T17:58:51Z")

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**What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?  
right to die**

I’d kill them for that!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1111 "2015-08-21T20:39:06Z")

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\*\* right to die  
If not Amazon then who is your go to…\*\*

Amazon does offer fast delivery, but you can’t beat eBay for end-of-life bargains.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1112 "2015-08-21T21:56:08Z")

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**What did Walter White do that was so evil  
Kill a Cleaver**

He’s still at it! Where is the police?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1113 "2015-08-21T21:59:32Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Would be funnier reversed, but you go with what you have.

Same with these:

\*\*So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging?  
What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1114 "2015-08-21T23:47:13Z")

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\*\*First names: the good, the bad and the fugly  
The Next President of the United States, Deez Nuts \*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1115 "2015-08-22T03:05:48Z")

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**What did Walter White do that was so evil  
Kill a Super Friend**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1116 "2015-08-22T03:45:48Z")

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**Trump’s Immigration Proposal  
Circumcision of infants and minors without consent should be outlawed.**

What does he have against Jewish immigrants?

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1117 "2015-08-22T06:59:33Z")

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\*\*When Blind Dates Go Wrong  
Shut up lady \*\*

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1118 "2015-08-22T09:23:41Z")

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**What did Walter White do that was so evil  
Das Boot remake? Seriously?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1119 "2015-08-22T15:40:53Z")

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\*\*Ashley Madison data breach - You going to check?  
Area man swallowed by sinkhole \*\*

The Lord works in fairly obvious ways.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1120 "2015-08-22T16:02:10Z")

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\*\*What did Walter White do that was so evil  
Stupid Guy Stuff \*\*

That’s one way to put it.

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