# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 58

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1141 "2015-08-25T18:57:12Z")

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**I bought a cast iron skillet! Now what?  
Guns! on Mars!**

Then: Profit!

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1142 "2015-08-25T20:45:09Z")

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**Need the opinion of landscapers or …  
Mature Smokers Who Don’t Want to Stop Smoking**

Let me guess: One way or another, there’s weed(s) involved.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1143 "2015-08-25T22:14:19Z")

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\*\* How deadly could biowarfare be ?  
The black plague was so deadly because people were already in marginal health\*\*

Get a good night’s sleep, take your vitamins and stop worrying. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1144 "2015-08-25T22:47:55Z")

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\*\* Yikes! Stock market in freefall!  
Buy buy buy buy\*\*

:dubious:😕:smack:

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1145 "2015-08-25T22:59:57Z")

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\*\*Blacks commit more crimes?  
Laughing While Black? \*\*

Hey, you never see _white_ people committing Laughing While Black!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1146 "2015-08-26T02:16:32Z")

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**How do I get rid of my meth neighbor?  
Mobile Home Living**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1147 "2015-08-26T02:58:16Z")

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\*\*Man starts fire to get rid of smoke  
How can I find smart people? \*\*

Yeah, clearly you’re not looking in the right places so far.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1148 "2015-08-26T14:18:23Z")

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**"Cookies and Creme" flavored Oreos  
Worst national cuisine?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1149 "2015-08-26T17:15:38Z")

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\*\*Bum looker: has this ever happened to any of you?

A minor confrontation with a beggar  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1150 "2015-08-26T17:17:59Z")

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(I’ve eliminated one out-of-place thread in the middle)  
\*\*Grammar Question: Remain vs. Remains

Space Shuttle Sneak

Some More Language Questions

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1151 "2015-08-26T19:27:42Z")

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**North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un  
Man starts fire to get rid of smoke**

Yeah, that about sums it up.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1152 "2015-08-26T22:57:23Z")

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**Reporter shooting in Virginia  
A minor confrontation with a beggar**

Minor? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1153 "2015-08-27T01:10:01Z")

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**Going on a first date with a cute girl i met online. any advice?  
Occasional Use of Ambien**

Just a bit of it. Put it in her coffee, when she’s not looking.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1154 "2015-08-27T02:25:13Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> **Going on a first date with a cute girl i met online. any advice?  
> Occasional Use of Ambien**
> 
> Just a bit of it. Put it in her coffee, when she’s not looking.

This has been dating tips, with Bill Cosby

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1155 "2015-08-27T13:22:48Z")

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\*\* What is meant by a “Basic Woman”?

Strange things you took for extreme compliments  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1156 "2015-08-27T14:58:07Z")

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\*\* Why is he so obsessed with me?

National Dog Appreciation Day

Hey It’s National Dog Day  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1157 "2015-08-27T15:41:50Z")

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\*\* Anyone looking for a good deal on a 200 year old small penis?  
A Plethora of Animal Penis Pictures – arguanly NSFW\*\*

Have you considered other hobbies?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1158 "2015-08-27T15:48:01Z")

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**Are fresh shrimp tails as easy to peel as the ones I get from the grocery store?  
Could You breed shell-Less Shellfish?**

Because I hate peeling them, you know?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1159 "2015-08-27T16:59:36Z")

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\*\*Yes, I know, never sign a contract at your door, but…

Should I upgrade to win-10?

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Not if you’re getting it from a door-to-door salesman.

\*\* Is this house haunted?

Buy buy buy buy

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Stupid Amateur Ghosts!

It’s “Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!”

Or just plain “Boooooooooo----oooo!”

More effective that way.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1160 "2015-08-27T18:25:26Z")

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**Death of the Queen/President  
The Funniest Unfunny Thing You Ever Saw**

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