# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1461 "2015-10-05T00:21:38Z")
**Protocol for humanely euthanizing patients in hospital that must be abandoned? What information is lost to a black hole?** Surprisingly, none at all. Just bill using the ICD-10 code, “Swallowed by a black hole”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1462 "2015-10-05T00:24:58Z")
**I’m being tormented by a mouse. What exactly is your sexual orientation?** Mouseketeer. And boy, that Annette is _hot_. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1463 "2015-10-05T09:47:39Z")
**You just won the Powerball jackpot…let’s say it’s 600 million. What do you do with it? Common sense gun legislation?** Yeah, sorry, 600 million’s not going to see that happen. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1464 "2015-10-05T12:27:20Z")
\*\*What’s the best thing to do, legally, if you find a dead body in America? Abandon Every Hope. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1465 "2015-10-05T13:31:04Z")
\*\* K-Y Intense – disappearing from shelves? Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.\*\* I think “The Outer Limits” already did “The Case Of The Disappearing Lubricant”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1466 "2015-10-05T13:37:30Z")
\*\*What would be a pro-choice response to abortion survivors? “Christian values in America are under attack, these days”?? \*\* That’s sidestepping the question. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1467 "2015-10-05T13:57:25Z")
**A hypothetical for gun enthusiasts. What’s the worst you injured yourself without telling anyone about it?** If I shot myself in the leg while I was cleaning my gun, I would totally stay quiet. People would think I was an idiot otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1468 "2015-10-05T14:35:08Z")
Is BEEF a lifestyle? What exactly is your sexual orientation? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1469 "2015-10-05T17:52:56Z")
\*\*A hypothetical for gun enthusiasts. You just won the Powerball jackpot…let’s say it’s 600 million. What do you do with it? \*\* Well, duh…buy vintage antique firearms. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1470 "2015-10-05T18:47:29Z")
\*\* Civil War battle strategy question What information is lost to a black hole?\*\* “Sorry, General Lee, I couldn’t warn you about the Union Army because my cavalry scouts rode into a black hole.” Yeah, right. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1471 "2015-10-05T19:23:55Z")
\*\*What exactly is your sexual orientation? K-Y Intense – disappearing from shelves?\*\* Well make up your minds, folks. All that uncertainty and experimentation is causing a run on the K-Y. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1472 "2015-10-06T03:16:34Z")
\*\*Your “One sentence scary story” submissions. Nightmare fuel: teen dies in chimney \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1473 "2015-10-06T05:33:31Z")
**How long does it take you to notice you’re reading a zombie thread? “One sentence scary story” submissions.** I was a hundred and forty-five posts into the thread before I realized it was too late to stop it eating my brains, as you’re also about to realize. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1474 "2015-10-06T12:53:24Z")
\*\* Elective surgical castration insurance question Question regarding the “Rebel Yell”\*\* They may need to ramp up the anesthesia, to ensure there are no Rebel Yells. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1475 "2015-10-06T13:12:24Z")
\*\*You have 50 pounds of rotting feces trapped in you The True and Unembellished Story of My Hole in One on 10/5/15. (Gonna be long) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1476 "2015-10-06T13:15:05Z")
\*\*When Humans Thwart Evolution-What Happens? I’m being tormented by a mouse. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1477 "2015-10-06T13:37:00Z")
\*\*Passed over for a promotion - how to react? Suggest me a good lawyer for bail hearing. Do police have an “us” and “them” mentality? best electric shaver you have used ? What’s the best thing to do, legally, if you find a dead body in America? The Clone Paradox The importance of work \*\* There’s one heck of a movie in there somewhere–Passed over for a promotion, he finds a dead body killed by an electric razor. He is arrested and put in prison, but a good attorney gets him out on bail. It turned out the body was a clone of his boss, he gets, and starts a new career defending clones in court. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1478 "2015-10-06T13:58:11Z")
\*\* Sell My House? Nightmare fuel: teen dies in chimney Governor Jerry Brown signs assisted suicide bill. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1479 "2015-10-06T15:52:32Z")
\*\* You have 50 pounds of rotting feces trapped in you What exactly is your sexual orientation?\*\* I’m guessing coprophilia. But whatever it is, it should have a doozy of a dating website. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1480 "2015-10-06T17:06:31Z")
\*\*The next time you screw up at work, think of this… You have 50 pounds of rotting feces trapped in you \*\* Use it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=73) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=75)