# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1501 "2015-10-08T21:10:33Z")
\*\* Cheerios Cereal Recall Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.\*\* “It Came From The Raisin Bran” is even scarier. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1502 "2015-10-08T21:45:54Z")
**If I get a handgun, this, is the one I want A request for help for one of the Oregon shooting victims.** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1503 "2015-10-08T23:28:50Z")
\*\*If I get a handgun, this, is the one I want OMG. I am an idiot. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1504 "2015-10-09T00:56:06Z")
\*\*What exactly is your sexual orientation? OMG. I am an idiot. \*\* Didn’t realize that was a sexual orientation… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1505 "2015-10-09T12:10:34Z")
\*\* What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens? Playmobil’s toy pirate ship includes a metal collar for the black passenger\*\* And so the H.M.S. _Depraved_ sets course for the New World. “Curse that blasted mewing!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1506 "2015-10-09T12:50:46Z")
\*\*But I never even HAD an Ashley Madison account! This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1507 "2015-10-09T13:42:19Z")
\*\*I’m gonna slip her the pork Why not “Mister Watson”? \*\* Because _I_ got there first! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1508 "2015-10-09T13:44:11Z")
\*\*12" steel rule for back scratching. It Looks Like This \*\* > **[steel rulers images - Bing](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=steel%2Brulers%2Bimages&view=detailv2&qpvt=steel%2Brulers%2Bimages&id=1071FBD86C8C987FCFB90DE25717A8C5C91A411D&selectedIndex=3&ccid=R8abOz62&simid=608034956017009532&thid=OIP.M47c69b3b3eb6977364b9e78c9f1c58d2o0&ajaxhist=0)** > > Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1509 "2015-10-09T14:09:58Z")
Now it’s \*\*12" steel rule for back scratching. This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? It Looks Like This \*\* It doesn’t _sound_ good, but it looks Okay. And it feels _Great_! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1510 "2015-10-09T14:39:37Z")
\*\*When Humans Thwart Evolution-What Happens? It Looks Like This\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1511 "2015-10-09T15:13:10Z")
\*\* More odd brain word parsing. This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? \*\* No. I’m not sure that makes any sense, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1512 "2015-10-09T15:18:02Z")
\*\*What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens? 12" steel rule for back scratching. \*\* Yeah… “back scratching”. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1513 "2015-10-09T15:58:42Z")
\*\*But I never even HAD and Ashley Madison account! OMG, I am an idiot\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1514 "2015-10-09T17:14:00Z")
**Why do old people drive so slow?** **Hit the Gas and Blast a Song. Which One?** How about that old favorite, “Why Don’t You Just Run Off the Road and Die, You Old Fucker?” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1515 "2015-10-09T17:17:58Z")
\*\*The next big automotive scandal? But I never even HAD an Ashley Madison account! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1516 "2015-10-09T17:21:19Z")
\*\* What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens? High School Principal George Kenney hypnotized and school pays $600,000 to families of three. \*\* well, hypnotizing the principal and paying $600,000 is _elaborate_ and _expensive_, but I don’t think it’s really _ingenious_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1517 "2015-10-09T18:08:56Z")
\*\* Strange things found in second hand books (and other items) What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens? \*\* Wrap them in old clothes. Goodwill hasn’t caught on yet. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1518 "2015-10-09T18:13:11Z")
\*\* How much do men really have to do with female body image issues? Would you consider beer junk food? Can women athletes handle nicknames?\*\* No matter how much beer she drinks, it’s probably not a good idea to yell “Fat Ass Blue Ribbon!” at Ronda Rousey. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1519 "2015-10-10T00:21:07Z")
**"I see this country falling apart." Why do parents feel the need to say such things?** Won’t you _please_ think of the children? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1520 "2015-10-10T03:19:06Z")
\*\* Texas textbooks are inaccurate, biased and politicized Would you consider beer junk food?\*\* Hell no. And I have an official pamphlet from the Texas Board of Health that says beer is an essential nutrient. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=77)