# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 77

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1521 "2015-10-10T03:53:41Z")

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**When Humans Thwart Evolution-What Happens?  
Engineering  
The New Movement to Ban Sex Robots. Wait. Sexbots are a thing now?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1522 "2015-10-10T17:15:22Z")

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**Do you clear out your medicine cabinet & hide valuables when having large parties in your home?  
An old friend wished me good luck in hell**

See, he was depending on you for Robitussin. ☹

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1523 "2015-10-10T17:57:51Z")

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\*\*Why do old people drive so slow?  
Sidewalks, buses, walking and snow  
So when would you say is it really “winter”? \*\*

When people drive slow because of sidewalks, buses, walkers and especially snow.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1524 "2015-10-10T20:32:32Z")

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\*\*What exactly is your sexual orientation?  
I found the keys! And it only took four years! \*\*

Wait till you see how long it takes for you to find the Gatekeeper!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1525 "2015-10-10T23:37:29Z")

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**1st time for eye glasses  
Pope Francis and the Dalai Lama actually deserve no slack**

“Goddamnit, is it better with _this_ lens or with the other one? I haven’t got all day to finish the exam, Pope, so stop screwing around!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1526 "2015-10-11T13:45:47Z")

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**How to kill/disable an attacking dog?  
Search dogs smelling money??**

A-_ha!_ The next time a police dog charges me, I’ll toss him a $20.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1527 "2015-10-11T19:00:34Z")

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**Who was sacrificed to save Rock Hudson’s career?  
Gail Zappa died.**

How exactly did that work, again?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1528 "2015-10-11T21:35:22Z")

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**tracing a phone call  
Death Penalty & Euthanasia**

Rachel/Heather from Cardmember Services, and other spamming scamsters.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1529 "2015-10-12T00:33:35Z")

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**Why no breakfast pizza?  
Salmonella of the Valkyries?**

There went the A rating.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1530 "2015-10-12T12:58:24Z")

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**I’m gonna slip her the pork  
Foods you like prepared “wrong”.**

Turns out I was supposed to serve the salami, not hide it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1531 "2015-10-12T13:10:50Z")

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\*\* How small a town did you grow up in?  
It is a beautiful day here in flyover country\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1532 "2015-10-12T13:43:29Z")

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\*\*What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens?

I found the keys! And it only took four years!

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Reading the latter thread, it sounds like a good way to get kittens out of your way is to hide them with your keys. You’ll never find them!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1533 "2015-10-12T15:30:37Z")

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**Abandon Every Hope.  
Why do parents feel the need to say such things?**

Yeah, no wonder my life turned out the way it did.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1534 "2015-10-12T15:46:03Z")

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\*\* What in the drug industry allows the price gouging?  
Is a Profound Lack of Empathy A Symptom of Sociopathy? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1535 "2015-10-12T15:55:00Z")

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\*\*Would you date someone who thought being gay/lesbian is wrong?  
What does “bi-weekly” mean to you? \*\*

I don’t know, but my date probably thinks that it’s wrong. And now I’m running out of things to try to convince her to experiment with.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1536 "2015-10-12T18:13:42Z")

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\*\*How to deal with someone who is hyper-obsessed with you  
Sword-wielding Woman Stops Intruder \*\*

That’s one way.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1537 "2015-10-12T18:43:56Z")

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**How small a town did you grow up in?   
More Social, Less Free?**

Sums it up rather well.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1538 "2015-10-12T21:01:59Z")

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\*\*What does “not a punk” mean to you?  
Should I Stay or Should I Go?  
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Wow, that’s a harsh opinion about the only band that matters.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1539 "2015-10-12T21:35:41Z")

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**Starting a new job  
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?  
An old friend wished me good luck in hell**

Ah, the modern work ethic…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1540 "2015-10-12T21:40:26Z")

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A three-fer:

**Restaurants that don’t change their cooking oil regularly. Yuck!  
I juts had a nice plate of fish & chips  
Strangest or grossest thing you’ve seen online**

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