# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1561 "2015-10-16T03:32:06Z")
\*\*So, I got laid off today… Holy crap! I am a Dad \*\* Great timing there, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1562 "2015-10-16T12:22:05Z")
\*\* What kind of toppings do you like on your pizza? Surprise meatball ingredient \*\* “Hey, Eddie! Two more Surprise Meatball Ingredient Pizzas to go!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1563 "2015-10-16T12:28:06Z")
\*\* When was the last time that someone was bayoneted to death? Basic facebook question\*\* Seems like a simple choice - “Like” or “Bayonet The Poster To Death”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1564 "2015-10-16T13:36:50Z")
\*\* Your $billion idea Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms \*\* The only better combination I can see right now is \*What topping do you want on your pizza? Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms \* …but they’re not adjacent yet. \*\*It’s a holiday for some in the MMP!! Evil Silliness for Halloween \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1565 "2015-10-16T16:06:53Z")
\*\* Have you ever been physically violent to an inanimate object that pissed you off? How long can a feud last? \*\* After that last beat-down, my toaster oven still isn’t talking to me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1566 "2015-10-16T16:40:38Z")
\*\*Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms It’s a holiday for some in the MMP!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1567 "2015-10-16T17:17:36Z")
\*\* What is your remedy for hiccups? What’s your car-fueling strategy? Sichuan peppers Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms \*\* A potent mix, whether fueling your car or getting rid of unwanted glottal tics. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1568 "2015-10-16T20:03:32Z")
\*\* Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms Ken Taylor, former Can. Ambassador To Iran, has died.\*\* But he died happy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1569 "2015-10-16T22:19:31Z")
\*\*This Is What Old English Likely Sounded Like Mangled idioms \*\* Same as the new English, then. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1570 "2015-10-16T23:26:56Z")
\*\* Could eskimo community survive on iceberg? Dogs on the Titanic\*\* "Look, Nanook! Dogs swim to iceberg! “PARTY!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1571 "2015-10-17T14:59:35Z")
**Wordless, Spontaneous Sex With Strangers "Customer Happiness Expert"** Well, that’s one approach. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1572 "2015-10-17T16:02:00Z")
\*\* Have you ever been physically violent to an inanimate object that pissed you off? Aargh - help me find a good pencil\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1573 "2015-10-17T17:33:32Z")
\*\* Man Gets Banned From Walmart… Wordless, Spontaneous Sex With Strangers \*\* BANNED?? I hope he got arrested! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1574 "2015-10-17T23:05:54Z")
\*\* Flat earth clowns! The Clone Paradox \*\* Clones…Clowns… What’s the difference? _Send in the Clones The Flat Earther Clones Don’t bother – they’re here._ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1575 "2015-10-17T23:08:37Z")
\*\*What animal is the common ancestor of humans and horses “Real people. Not actors.” \*\* What animal is the common ancestor of _actors_ and horses? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1576 "2015-10-18T00:07:54Z")
**Basic Facebook question Is a Profound Lack of Empathy A Symptom of Sociopathy?** Alright, **alright** , I _like_ your goddam kitten! Happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1577 "2015-10-18T01:17:55Z")
**Tesla launches ‘autopilot’ update for its cars Weird Car Problem** I started to drive to the store, but my car decided to go to Miami. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1578 "2015-10-18T01:32:57Z")
**Tasks that no robot will ever be capable of doing… The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread** Robots will never be able to fly a plane. Never! ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1579 "2015-10-18T20:08:11Z")
**I like to think I coin terms. Tasks that no robot will ever be capable of doing…** The Vocabot 6000 just isn’t cutting it ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1580 "2015-10-19T02:45:45Z")
**I love it when… We Have Pigeon Eggs** Quite the delicacy. **Your $billion idea I like to think I coin terms.** And you can monetize that, how? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=80)