# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/141 "2015-03-31T22:10:53Z")

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**When bad things happen to bad people. Your thoughts.  
"Thanks, Obama!"**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/142 "2015-04-01T02:32:07Z")

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\*\*How can i convince my girlfriend to take part in this fetish?  
Area Mom Feels Free to Hang Out in the Men’s Locker Room \*\*

I’m sure this will end well for y’all.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/143 "2015-04-01T05:35:42Z")

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**Oldest living human pt2  
Fear of Death**

Stay afraid and you’ll never die.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/144 "2015-04-01T12:08:51Z")

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\*\*com.google - A mirror image Google

The worst name in recent history?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/145 "2015-04-01T13:01:38Z")

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\*\* The worst name in recent history?  
Pesach Car Wash? Is this a thing?\*\*

He’s a member of a renegade Amish sect, led by Jacob Ipad and Isaac Strip Club.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/146 "2015-04-01T18:16:44Z")

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\*\* Why does the “pee dance” help you hold it?  
I can make my stomach “growl” voluntarily. Normal?\*\*

Not quite normal - but you’ve got the makings of a great carnival sideshow act.

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**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/147 "2015-04-01T20:56:22Z")

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**Are there really nice fake wedding/engagement rings out there?  
Things it’s better to do right the first time**

**A four thousand dollar trip to Europe for a fourteen year old?  
Greyhound. Need I say more?**

Longest. Bus ride. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/148 "2015-04-02T01:55:14Z")

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**Do any of your favorite bands have 100% good output?  
OK, how 'bout the GoGos?**

All killer no filler.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/149 "2015-04-02T12:29:20Z")

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\*\* Tell me about being a lawyer - the day-to-day stuf  
Poll: Do you use a shower/bath pouf?\*\*

And which specialties exfoliate the most?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/150 "2015-04-02T15:28:00Z")

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\*\* Things you thought were April Fools jokes that weren’t

The Falklands War started 33 years ago today  
\*\*  
Argentina’s practical joke on the UK goes terribly, terribly wrong.

\*\*April Annoyances (mini-rants)

It’s fucking SNOWING. AGAIN.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/151 "2015-04-02T16:01:28Z")

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\*\* What exactly did the Indiana GOP _think_ was going to happen when they passed this anti-gay law?  
What Should I Do In San Francisco?\*\*

Yeah, that may have been what they were thinking.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/152 "2015-04-03T03:28:11Z")

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**I don’t think Hillary can win.  
Stupid Republican idea of the day**

That’s how you get caught out

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/153 "2015-04-03T11:48:06Z")

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\*\*If you created a sock on SDMB, what would it do?

Poll: Do you use a shower/bath pouf?

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No, I use a Sock. Until it gets banned.

\*\* Toronto’s alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office?

“I’m really a girl”  
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Girls can get away with so much…

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/154 "2015-04-03T13:49:13Z")

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**The inventor of the Pet Rock has died  
Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/155 "2015-04-03T13:53:39Z")

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**Monkey Brains  
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen…**

You’ll need stronger stuff to kill off the Zombie Monkeys.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/156 "2015-04-03T15:46:58Z")

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\*\* Need euphemisms for “kick some ass!”  
I hired a herd of Millennials\*\*

Some people are really lousy at street slang.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/157 "2015-04-03T16:56:05Z")

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**Experiences with dental tooth implants  
i have a metal nail enterd now in my foot**

I think you’re doing it wrong.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/158 "2015-04-03T17:02:12Z")

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\*\* Discouraging squirrels from bird food  
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/159 "2015-04-04T15:22:33Z")

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**Speak to me in succinct song lyrics  
"I’m an atheist"**

That’s Rush, right?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/160 "2015-04-04T16:03:55Z")

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**What cold food is dangerous when reheated?  
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen…**

The casserole _is still moving!_ Hit it again!!!

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