# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1601 "2015-10-22T14:30:23Z")
\*\*Movies you’ve seen recently My chocolate tastes like cardboard! \*\* The sequel to Like Water for Chocolate ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1602 "2015-10-22T15:40:58Z")
\*\* Attn: Johnny LA. This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife\*\* Cripes, couldn’t you just have pitted him? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1603 "2015-10-22T16:34:16Z")
\*\*Questions delivered to God (aka The Supreme Consciousness) It’s illegal in my state, but … Have you ever been the victim of crime? How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying? Is soda water a complimentary water or a paid fountain drink? Where are the sequential threads of yesteryear? \*\* Being crucified was no fun. Everybody dies. Order a regular soda instead. On the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1604 "2015-10-22T16:46:47Z")
\*\*Your response is a porn title! Bakers Dozen \*\* I guess it had 13 “stars” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1605 "2015-10-22T17:34:29Z")
\*\* Tell me about Erie, PA Ask the man who evades the question \*\* “I’ll tell you about Erie, later. But let me tell you this…” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1606 "2015-10-22T21:54:20Z")
\*\*It’s illegal in my state, but … More uses for drone strikes \*\* I’ve got a list, if it weren’t for those darned drone control laws! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1607 "2015-10-23T13:08:52Z")
\*\* Should I visit Toronto in January? Thinking about space heaters? \*\* Now that you mention it… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1608 "2015-10-23T13:37:47Z")
**It’s illegal in my state, but … Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?** There’s a pretty big business smuggling sequential threads into my state. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1609 "2015-10-23T15:49:39Z")
\*\* Hurricane Patricia is going to be a bad one, they say. What Did You think of Hillary’s Performance?\*\* A lot of wind. But I hear they’re finally downgrading the storm to a Category -5. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1610 "2015-10-23T19:14:02Z")
\*\*What’s the most unique job you’ve ever had? Flat earth clowns! \*\* Scares the children even more than regular clowns! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1611 "2015-10-24T05:18:35Z")
**Why are gun owners not required to carry insurance? Common sense gun legislation?** Depends on who you ask. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1612 "2015-10-24T13:27:22Z")
\*\* Best Autobiography Titles “Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright” - but how do you make it rhyme? \*\* By Tiger Woods ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1613 "2015-10-24T17:03:40Z")
**The Idaho Government Once Forced Beavers to Skydive With WWII Parachutes There Are Whales Alive Today Who Were Born Before Moby Dick Was Written We Have Pigeon Eggs** “No, Bob, I don’t know _what’s_ going on. It’s just that… that… _it feels like the animals are taking over._” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1614 "2015-10-25T01:36:10Z")
**Fastest recorded speed of matter Exploding Soup** I’m surprised Campbell’s doesn’t use this fact in their advertising. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1615 "2015-10-25T05:01:36Z")
**Woman really likes her Jimmy Dean Sausage sex eyes closed** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1616 "2015-10-25T15:24:31Z")
**do females actually enjoy giving blow jobs High pressure Halloween costume advice** [Order now](http://www.spencersonline.com/product/happy-halloweenie-adult-costume/984.uts?Extid=sf_froogle&UTM_campaign=CSE%3AGOOG_PLA%3ARKG&adpos=1o3&creative=57580069748&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&gclid=CNaQ_NL23cgCFYc8gQoduGUFpw), they’re going fast. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1617 "2015-10-25T15:52:47Z")
\*\*sex eyes closed Got wood? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1618 "2015-10-25T16:46:12Z")
**In bed for the weekend and bored. Entertain me!** **Got wood?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1619 "2015-10-25T18:04:42Z")
**Why do so many African leaders have english/western first names? Tongue burn from too many Sweet Tarts?** Yeah, Mom wanted to name the kid Ghulaam Jabulani, but then she overdid the Sweet Tarts and it came out as “Goodluck Jonathan”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1620 "2015-10-26T13:31:01Z")
\*\*It’s 2100; Is mankind 'Happy"? Got wood? \*\* Is that a Q-34 explosive space modulator in your pocket, or…? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=80) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742.md?page=82)