# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1641 "2015-10-28T18:39:41Z")

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\*\*Getting stewed  
Kohlrabi? \*\*

Sequential recipe ideas.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1642 "2015-10-28T18:44:45Z")

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\*\* Urban warfare  
What were diapers like in medieval times?\*\*

Pretty nasty. But catapulting them over the castle wall, while disgusting, rarely brought a siege to a successful conclusion. _“Euggh! English pig-dogs!”_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1643 "2015-10-28T21:21:50Z")

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\*\* What DO you do with murderous mentally handicapped or mentally ill people?  
State inspection stations should not be allowed to do repairs\*\*

Why not? They have a state certificate.

“Our shrink stepped out for lunch, but the lead mechanic just got the latest Sociopath Upgrade bulletin from Ford, and he’ll fix you right up.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1644 "2015-10-28T21:40:28Z")

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\*\* The end of oil is around the corner, what next?

Kohlrabi? \*\*

I rather doubt that would be an acceptable substitute.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1645 "2015-10-28T22:03:13Z")

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**Just once, I’d like to hear…  
Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shoots Owner**

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1646 "2015-10-29T01:40:35Z")

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\*\* Just once, I’d like to hear…  
Killer Blimp over Pennsylvania! \*\*

Quick! You’re in luck! Turn on the tv!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1647 "2015-10-29T02:41:30Z")

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**John Cleese - 76 Years Old Today  
Poll: The Walking Dead; 6.01 “First Time Again” (open spoilers)**

The best part of that episode was the zombie with the silly walk.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1648 "2015-10-29T04:32:08Z")

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**A groundhog is gunning for the Little Girls  
Positive Gun News of the Day**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1649 "2015-10-29T12:09:33Z")

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\*\* Dear feline family members:

Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shoots Owner

\*\*  
Don’t get any ideas.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1650 "2015-10-29T12:50:56Z")

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\*\* Share embarrassing/funny story about a sexual experience you had.  
Is there a tablet or a tablet OS that doesn’t suck? \*\*

So there I was, alone with my tablet…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1651 "2015-10-29T14:04:45Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* Does This Dream Bear Any Resemblance to Reality?

What were you dreaming?

\*\*

Read the post

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1652 "2015-10-29T14:22:14Z")

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Now it’s in proper order

\*\*What were you dreaming?  
Killer Blimp over Pennsylvania! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1653 "2015-10-29T14:45:31Z")

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\*\*What is a typical two-year-old’s language like?  
What color are your pants? What’d you eat for lunch? \*\*

Ah, yes, Everything is a question.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1654 "2015-10-29T15:02:21Z")

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\*\* What is a typical two-year-old’s language like?  
What are the easiest and most difficult musical instruments to play?  
Any strategies for becoming less of a grouch?  
What color are your pants? What’d you eat for lunch?  
What is the law for putting an invoice on someones front door? \*\*

ENOUGH with the freaking questions!!!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1655 "2015-10-29T21:24:37Z")

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\*\*Where Are the Roosevelts, When We Need Them?  
Reincarnation… \*\*

Worth a shot.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1656 "2015-10-29T22:30:13Z")

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\*\* Appropriate gifts for 9 and 10 year old girls  
online dating sites \*\*

“Here you go, honey, a year’s subscription to [match.com](http://match.com)!”

Boy, that was easy.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1657 "2015-10-30T00:33:49Z")

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**Are there already genetically modified humans?  
Estranged Spouses**

I _knew_ my ex was a mutant!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1658 "2015-10-30T01:08:14Z")

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\*\*Calls from unknown numbers  
Finding a stranger in your house \*\*

"We’ve traced the call–_and it’s coming from inside your house!!!"_

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1659 "2015-10-30T11:30:40Z")

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\*\*Share embarrassing/funny story about a sexual experience you had.

Let’s discuss sea lioning

\*\*  
Is that slang for something, or are you into exotic bestiality?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/1660 "2015-10-30T15:30:28Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\*Let’s discuss sea lioning \*\*
> 
> Is that slang for something, or are you into exotic bestiality?

It’s when a woman has sex in the missionary position with an obese man who grunts like a sea lion.

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