# Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742 "2015-03-11T04:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/161 "2015-04-04T20:26:01Z")

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\*\*When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?  
How do you deal with liars? \*\*

Hey! We’re not \*all \*posting from our parents’ basements, you know.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/162 "2015-04-05T15:32:07Z")

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**Lover boy tortoise falls down on the job.  
Do queen bees give drone bees blow jobs?**

Next up on the Animal Sex Channel: “Strip Clubs for Giraffes” and the “Dung Beetle XXX Revue”.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/163 "2015-04-05T17:49:45Z")

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**What would happen if drugs, prostitution and gambling were legalized?  
Is World Peace possible?**

Sounds like an experiment worth trying!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/164 "2015-04-05T19:48:07Z")

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\*\* RO: So many better ways to kill yourself…

Idiots With Guns

Greyhound. Need I say more?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/165 "2015-04-05T21:40:17Z")

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**Agreement for framework for Iran nuclear deal reached  
Bring back the battleships**

That’s an extremely pessimistic view.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/166 "2015-04-05T23:19:01Z")

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**Honk~honkhonk!!  
Fiat started for the first time in a Century**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/167 "2015-04-06T04:25:15Z")

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**What is Capitalism?  
The Secret Life of Machines**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/168 "2015-04-06T15:00:36Z")

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**Rationale/origin of two crew members in cockpit rule  
Would you feel the impact if you fell to earth or got hit by a train?**

Rule #2: if the other pilot starts asking questions like this, do _not_ leave for a bathroom break.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/169 "2015-04-06T15:07:39Z")

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**I hired a herd of Millennials  
Honk~honkhonk!!**

No good, that just spooks them. Better get a border collie.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/170 "2015-04-06T17:56:34Z")

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**When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?  
I don’t think Hillary can win.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/171 "2015-04-07T06:57:31Z")

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**Creator of the Pillsbury Doughboy Dies  
Staged a walk out of a Funeral**

What did he ever do to you?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/172 "2015-04-07T12:36:34Z")

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**Staged a walk out of a Funeral  
What’s your funny fart story?**

“It was so bad, Uncle Jim reached up and closed his own coffin.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/173 "2015-04-07T12:40:57Z")

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\*\* Mac folks, some help please.

How bad for you is a plain McDonald’s burger?  
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…and you Burger King and Wendy’s folks, just shut up!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/174 "2015-04-07T12:53:32Z")

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\*\*Sad news from my daughter in school

“I’m really a girl” (April 1st prank PM)  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/175 "2015-04-07T14:38:25Z")

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\*\*Describe a movie you saw and liked as a kid but can’t remember its title

Red Dragon vs. Manhunter

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I had a Sick and Twisted childhood.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/176 "2015-04-07T16:58:24Z")

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\*\* How did they know I am a male heterosexual?

“I’m really a girl”  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/177 "2015-04-07T18:27:32Z")

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**On the subject of when the pizza guys don’t deliver  
Staged a walk out of a Funeral**

“Well, **Papa Johns** never made me walk outside to get it!”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/178 "2015-04-07T21:01:50Z")

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**Rand Paul presidential campaign discussion thread  
I don’t think Hillary can win.**

And you think that Rand Paul can?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/179 "2015-04-08T02:29:46Z")

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**What’s your funny fart story?  
The Return of the Brontosaurus!**

Well, at least it was a _vegetarian_ fart.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-the-sequential-threds-of-yesteryear/714742/180 "2015-04-08T09:11:53Z")

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\*\* The Return of the Brontosaurus!  
So, is Brontosaurus really back? \*\*

O ye of little faith!

> [@Jackmannii](#):
>
> **What’s your funny fart story?  
> The Return of the Brontosaurus!**
> 
> Well, at least it was a _vegetarian_ fart.

“Thunder-lizard” indeed!

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