# Where are you on the sexual map? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625 "2010-03-07T15:07:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/41 "2010-03-09T05:31:38Z")
I’m still doggy-paddling around Mundaneville. I love doggy-paddling, though, so it’s all good. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/42 "2010-03-09T08:39:30Z")
That made me sad. So many glitches to go wrong with normal, simple sex… sigh ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/43 "2010-03-09T09:01:28Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > No, I just can’t find the door. Did you try the food and drink, or maybe cajoling the doorknob? ---
**Author:** ![Mekhazzio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@Mekhazzio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mekhazzio)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/44 "2010-03-09T09:39:33Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Obviously, I’m not in a position to comment on this from my apartment in the Citadel of Chastity, but why in Og’s name would anyone have a fetish for diapers or crushing animals? I mean, were they always squirrel squishers at heart, and then one happy day they found a word for what they were feeling? Not even close. It’s a subset of furry, closely related to vore. The fantasy is (much) more often about -being- the animal being squished, rather than doing the squishing to an animal. Masochism meets snuff meets Godzilla. It’s size queen taken to an extreme. > [@Rigamarole](#): > > Seeing as how they have a mostly female body, with boobs and such, but also have a penis. That’s not something you are going to get with any natural-born “someone”. You’d be surprised! Chalk me up as another disappointed in the random layout of things. I’m geeky enough to be hoping for the map to be plotted out based on directed graph theory. I’d apparently have quite a lot of frequent flier miles - I visit all over the map without stopping in the regions between. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/45 "2010-03-09T14:22:55Z")
> [@Mekhazzio](#): > > I’m geeky enough to be hoping for the map to be plotted out based on directed graph theory. I know. I have to remind myself that this map did not come from xkcd. When I finally put my pins in, I realized Mundania is not the only place not well laid out. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/46 "2010-03-09T16:07:45Z")
This is really a terrible map. It badly short-changes mainstream sexual preferences in every way–from the name Mundania to the size and placement and isolation of the place. It barely touches on the range of hetero-to-homosexual possibilities (until you get to Gender and Orientation Identity, a land as big as Mundania). I don’t see extramarital sex anywhere–perhaps it’s not as popular as “figging” which gets its own country. To look at this, you’d think that BDSM was the norm and necrophilia was more common than masturbation. It’s a shame that someone had a good concept and put a lot of time and effort into it, and ended up with this piece of garbage. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/47 "2010-03-09T16:30:43Z")
> [@palindromemordnilap](#): > > This is really a terrible map. > > It badly short-changes mainstream sexual preferences in every way… Let’s make a better one. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/48 "2010-03-09T16:35:54Z")
> [@Mekhazzio](#): > > Not even close. It’s a subset of furry, closely related to vore. The fantasy is (much) more often about -being- the animal being squished, rather than doing the squishing to an animal. Masochism meets snuff meets Godzilla. It’s size queen taken to an extreme.You’d be surprised! > > Chalk me up as another disappointed in the random layout of things. I’m geeky enough to be hoping for the map to be plotted out based on directed graph theory. I’d apparently have quite a lot of frequent flier miles - I visit all over the map without stopping in the regions between. Ah yes, the flyover kinks. I like the idea of mapping it onto North America, so that Mundania becomes Bermuda, and Tronna, well, y’know. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/49 "2010-03-09T16:51:45Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Seems I’m around the Bay of Unawareness with occasional visits to the Port of Toontown. Nothing much to add here, since I can’t see the site from work, but I just wanted to comment that I did not read “Toontown” as starting with a “T.” ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/50 "2010-03-09T17:01:13Z")
Oh. My. God. This is amazing. Thanks for linking. I’ll post my results later after I’ve poured over the map. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/51 "2010-03-09T17:58:16Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > …but why in Og’s name would anyone have a fetish for diapers or crushing animals? Can’t address the animals, but as for diapers, why not? Physical: -genital-focused -warm -wet -slippery -restrictive Mental: -humiliation -desperation -bondage/discipline -secret (if underneath clothing) In terms of mind and body, it would be hard to come up with something that touches on more aspects of sexuality than this. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/52 "2010-03-09T18:00:30Z")
Sadly, I could not locate the “Island of Knocked-Out Superheroines” – or was it a valley? Or possibly a mountain? Maybe I should just pencil it in… ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/53 "2010-03-09T18:06:46Z")
> [@gytalf2000](#): > > Sadly, I could not locate the “Island of Knocked-Out Superheroines” – or was it a valley? Or possibly a mountain? > > Maybe I should just pencil it in… Sounds like a tourist from Cosplay visiting the Island of Non-consent, perhaps with a few videos published in Sleep Sex. The map doesn’t require modification. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/54 "2010-03-09T18:46:16Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Sounds like a tourist from Cosplay visiting the Island of Non-consent, perhaps with a few videos published in Sleep Sex. > > The map doesn’t require modification. Of course! What was I thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/55 "2010-03-10T12:21:15Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Nothing much to add here, since I can’t see the site from work, but I just wanted to comment that I did not read “Toontown” as starting with a “T.” No, that’s on Commerce Island… ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/56 "2010-03-10T12:24:28Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Whoa… people really do… wow. Urk. > > Obviously, I’m not in a position to comment on this from my apartment in the Citadel of Chastity, but why in Og’s name would anyone have a fetish for diapers or crushing animals? Here’s [a link to the story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12203463#post12203463) of one doper who has first hand experience with a wacko like that. I mean, she didn’t change his diapers, but she dated someone who liked it. Eeeww. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/57 "2010-03-10T12:29:26Z")
I’m on a dinghy with a pair of binoculars, just off the island of Lesbos. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/58 "2010-03-10T13:23:00Z")
I’ve taken some ferries from Mundania to Commerce and back. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/59 "2010-03-11T01:51:45Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > Here’s [a link to the story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12203463#post12203463) of one doper who has first hand experience with a wacko like that. I mean, she didn’t change his diapers, but she dated someone who liked it. Eeeww. You might want to PM **Olives** , so that she knows she’s participating in this thread as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625/60 "2010-03-11T05:17:32Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Sex with a “pre-op” (MTF) transsexual is a pretty specific kink, yeah. Seeing as how they have a mostly female body, with boobs and such, but also have a penis. That’s not something you are going to get with any natural-born “someone”. 1. There are more transsexual people in the world than MtFs. 2. Regardless of that, transsexual people are people, not walking fetish objects, and people occasionally become interested in them and even have sex with them because they regard them as attractive women or men (with the hydraulics being a secondary concern), not because they fetishize them. 3. The transsexual people in my life generally bristle to think that someone is fetishizing them. The idea that _any sex at all_ with them is a weird kink is all the more offensive, and frankly dehumanizing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-on-the-sexual-map/531625.md?page=4)