# Where Are You? (Online World Map of Dopers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 12, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594 "2001-03-12T01:00:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Hodge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/321 "2001-03-16T16:20:09Z")
Niagara Falls, ON Cheers, Hodge ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/322 "2001-03-16T16:21:32Z")
Don’t want anybody to know you are in NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA? UncleBill checking in: Miami, FL. Where our estranged, wife-beating mayor who stated he would not seek re-election now says he will. Gawd this is a fun place to live! ---
**Author:** ![Peregrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Peregrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peregrine)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/323 "2001-03-16T16:44:56Z")
Friday Harbor, Washington (about 12 miles east-northeast of Victoria, BC, out in the middle of the water where the map doesn’t show any islands at all). ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/324 "2001-03-16T16:53:06Z")
Another one from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/325 "2001-03-16T19:53:16Z")
One more from Chicago checking in. ---
**Author:** ![YoungGotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c2a13f/32.png) [@YoungGotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoungGotti)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/326 "2001-03-16T21:35:54Z")
Milwaukee, WI checking in. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/327 "2001-03-16T22:26:36Z")
I’m in San Jose. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/328 "2001-03-17T00:11:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\* > Re: wassa matter Trip? > > Don’t want anybody to know you are in NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA? > \*\* Hell no. None of the MB chicks will hit on me if they find out. . . Tripler ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/329 "2001-03-17T00:15:31Z")
I’ll keep it a secret that you are in **NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA** because I wouldn’t want to bust your rap. OpSec and all. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/330 "2001-03-17T00:17:21Z")
Hollywood, FL (tucked right in between Ft. Lauderdale and Miami) And yes, the weather’s beautiful (Sorry, it’s required by Florida State law that I say that.) ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/331 "2001-03-17T00:33:41Z")
Sqrlcub and I are in Washington, DC. ---
**Author:** ![Jeeves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@Jeeves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeeves)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/332 "2001-03-17T01:05:10Z")
Long Beach, CA ( Down in the Belmont Shore Neighborhood) Jeeves ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/333 "2001-03-17T02:06:50Z")
Current on both maps up through Jeeves. USA map is now under 100k. Going on business trip, next update won’t be until Thursday, March 22, at the soonest. Keep posting your locations, though. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/334 "2001-03-17T02:22:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > > \*\* > > Re: wassa matter Trip? > > > > Don’t want anybody to know you are in NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA? > > \*\* > > Hell no. None of the MB chicks will hit on me if they find out. . . > Tripler > \*\* Um, HELLO! _glares_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/335 "2001-03-17T02:50:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*I’ll keep it a secret because I wouldn’t want to bust your rap. OpSec and all. \*\* Hey thanks. I’d rather not have people really know where I am. Gotta be careful. As my unit’s antiterrorism representative, I usually advise everyone to watch what they say online. Because we all know that in **NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA** there’s lots of terrorists and one is constantly looking over their shoulder . . . And **Falcon** you just keep that li’l ol’ glare to yerself. You know you can’t keep a good Doper stud down. 🙂 Tripler Nowhere near **NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA**. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/336 "2001-03-17T03:09:05Z")
Oh but hon, I can sure as hell try. _slow grin_ ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/337 "2001-03-17T03:11:16Z")
I’m probably not getting the joke, but I just want to confirm that Tripler is in New Jersey where I have him listed. If he is in North Freaking Dakota I’ll need to move him and redraw New Jersey ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/338 "2001-03-17T03:24:18Z")
Overland Park, KS, USA ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/339 "2001-03-17T03:28:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\*I’m probably not getting the joke, but I just want to confirm that Tripler is in New Jersey where I have him listed. If he is in North Freaking Dakota I’ll need to move him and redraw New Jersey \*\* I’m military, originally _from_ (read _born, raised, and still call home_) New Jersey, but am _serving_ (read _doing my time w/hard labor_) in North Dakota. I had asked for clarification earlier, but didn’t get a reply. Since I’ll be moving quite a bit, and will be on the boards for a few years (as far as I can tell), I put my **hometown** down. So, I’m still from **Ramsey, NJ** but am currently located in **Minot, ND** (read **hell frozen over** ) Tripler I wouldn’t insult my homestate by saying I like this place better, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/340 "2001-03-17T03:35:13Z")
Hey if you hadn’t been in Minot I wouldn’t have (briefly) met you… Keith [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594.md?page=18)