# Where Are You? (Online World Map of Dopers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594 "2001-03-12T01:00:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/341 "2001-03-17T04:09:33Z")

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Didn’t see the request for clarification.

I think the ultimate purpose the map is to show where people currently ARE. When we see your screen name where do we imagine you sitting naked typing at a computer?

So, unless you object strenuously I am going to move you to North Dakota (need somebody in the state anyway) and will happily move you around as necessary.

Heck, if ChiefScott were out to see I was going to ask him to wear a transponder so that I could write a script that would automatically move his smiley about. Though, for ChiefScott we may need to use something other than a smiley.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/342 "2001-03-17T07:05:04Z")

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I’m in Franklin Park, NJ, close to New Brunswick.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/343 "2001-03-17T07:13:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \*  
> \*\*Didn’t see the request for clarification.
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> I think the ultimate purpose the map is to show where people currently ARE. When we see your screen name where do we imagine you sitting naked typing at a computer?
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Hmm . . . If that’s the case then, I’m in **NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA**. I’ll change accordingly 🙂

And **Odieman** I apologize for my emergency. I’ll be here for another few years, so feel free to gimme a call to hang. I’m sure **msrobyn** has filled you in on how freaked out I was when you pulled up behind me . . .

Tripler  
Still originally from **Ramsey, NJ**

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**Author:** ![drewcosten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@drewcosten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewcosten)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/344 "2001-03-17T09:23:42Z")

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Hailing from the centre of the universe, Toronto, Ontario, Canada. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/345 "2001-03-17T11:41:45Z")

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Norfolk, Va. when the ship’s in. Though it would be cool to have an arrow pointing to thye middle of the Atlantic or Mediterranean!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/346 "2001-03-17T14:05:50Z")

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Juneau, Alaska (although a vast majority of my mail ends up in Arkansa.)

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/347 "2001-03-17T16:07:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
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> > Re: wassa matter Trip?
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> > Don’t want anybody to know you are in NORTH FREAKIN DAKOTA?  
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> Hell no. None of the MB chicks will hit on me if they find out. . .  
> Tripler  
> \*\*

Hell, **Trip** , I’ll hit on you no matter where you are… I’m not picky! 😉

North Port, FL checking in here… That’s between Venice and Port Charlotte… No? Ok… those are between Sarasota and Punta Gorda… Still no? Let’s just say between Tampa and Fort Myers and leave it at that. 😃

[sub]For the third largets city land-wise, we sure are a little nothing town…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/348 "2001-03-17T18:29:39Z")

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😉

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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/349 "2001-03-17T19:12:10Z")

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Huntingdon, PA for me, at least most of the time.

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**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/350 "2001-03-17T19:45:21Z")

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Still taking newbies?

-Phoenix, AZ

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**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/351 "2001-03-17T20:30:36Z")

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This is tres chic. Had I bothered to read the OP I would have responded earlier.

Atlanta, Ga

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**Author:** ![DJScherr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DJScherr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJScherr)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/352 "2001-03-17T20:42:04Z")

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Good job on the maps… thats is really well done. Figure I’ll add myself since I didn’t see MY town listed only that cursed place where all those drunk irish people can’t build streets (at least thats what Gov Ventura told me). 🙂 Djscherr Minneapolis, MN USA

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/353 "2001-03-17T20:46:36Z")

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i am in toronto.

except, i’m in the toronto on lake ontario, not lake erie. : )

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/354 "2001-03-17T21:06:53Z")

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I want to be a part of it…

New York, New York.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/355 "2001-03-17T21:18:58Z")

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This thread is getting pretty huge and unwieldy. I will start a new thread so this one can be locked/deleted or whatever so as not to take up too many resources. I will post the full text list by name and location tonight. Please use the new thread if you wish to be added to the map.

Again, thanks to **obfus** for all his hard work and keeping up with this thing so well.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you-online-world-map-of-dopers/57594/356 "2001-03-17T21:26:18Z")

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Great idea, **Demo**. I’ll lock this puppy up, and refer folks to your new thread, [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63905).

I’m sure one of the MPSIMS mods would have done it, but I appear to be the only one online right now, and anything that closes an 8 page thread is a good thing.

[Edited by manhattan on 03-17-2001 at 03:31 PM]

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