# Where are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 22, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820 "2005-09-22T01:54:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/1 "2005-09-22T01:54:11Z")
Where black is the color and none is the number ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/2 "2005-09-22T03:05:29Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > Where black is the color and none is the number According to [George Harrison](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/george-harrison/59059.html), I’m, “walking to the depths of the deepest dark forest.” … unless I’m missing something. I am kind of tired tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/3 "2005-09-22T08:03:19Z")
lost and alone on some forgotten highway traveled by many, remembered by few ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/4 "2005-09-22T08:09:01Z")
I live in a town Where you can’t smell a thing You watch your feet For cracks in the pavement ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/5 "2005-09-22T22:51:19Z")
I live in a town That smells like feet And you can walk out on the pavement And buy crack ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/6 "2005-09-23T00:32:09Z")
take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind, Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves, The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach, Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow. To dance beneath the diamond sky With one hand waving free Silhouetted by the sea, Circled by the circus sands, With all memory and fate Driven deep beneath the waves Let me forget about today until tomorrow. (credit to RZ) ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/7 "2005-09-23T00:46:05Z")
Picking my feet in Poughkeepsie. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/8 "2005-09-23T01:03:01Z")
In a place filled with purring cats, comfy places to sit and fine drink. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/9 "2005-09-23T01:32:14Z")
About 500 miles from where I would really, really like to be right now. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/10 "2005-09-23T05:11:39Z")
Smack dab in the middle, with a wonderful wife and a fine young dog and a cat who won’t take her (the dog’s) guff. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/11 "2005-09-23T06:11:29Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/12 "2005-09-23T14:19:40Z")
We’re all on the road to [Zap City](http://www.beggars.com/banquet/index.htm?../artists/catalogue/cult/index.htm&0), _Indian’s bones are crushed to dust on the road to Zap city Devil’s slow to recognize whether we all live in Zap city Young girls fly to the beaches Take me now boys Take me now preachers Sanctify, sanctify to the old heat, Zap city!_ ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/13 "2005-09-23T16:34:23Z")
I’m stuck inside of Mobile with the Mobile with the Memphis Blues again. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/14 "2005-09-23T16:37:47Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > I’m stuck inside of Mobile with the Mobile with the Memphis Blues again. :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: I’ve got to learn to preview! ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/15 "2005-09-23T18:06:13Z")
Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/16 "2005-09-23T19:12:32Z")
And this town is a potpourri of disease Can you smell the herpes from the scum-sucking fucks That hang around the same suckers each mid-night ---
**Author:** ![Arrogance\_Stains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Arrogance\_Stains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogance_Stains)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/17 "2005-09-23T19:35:12Z")
Down in a hole, & I don’t know if I can be saved. ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/18 "2005-09-23T20:00:17Z")
On the road to nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/19 "2005-09-23T20:02:51Z")
Well, you might not think to look at me, but I was famous, long ago, for playing electric violin down on Desolation Row. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-you/322820/20 "2005-09-23T20:06:11Z")
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