# Where can a minivan-driving suburban mom get her hands on the Tommy/Pamela video? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442 "2001-06-03T18:52:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/1 "2001-06-03T18:52:37Z")
Okay, I don’t drive a minivan, but you get the picture. VH1 is having a “Let’s See How Many Lists And Countdowns We Can Come Up With” month, and I’ve been watching “100 Most Shocking Moments in Rock and Roll.” They mentioned the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson honeymoon video. I know it’s old news but they showed an excerpt. A sweaty, blissed out Tommy Lee looked so disgusting (breathing “I love you baby” in coital rasp) I had to see more. I know this thing’s gotta be on the internet somewhere and I’m sure every porn-seeking adolescent has already ogled it a million times. Is it still out there? A google search on the topic turns up 38,000 of the most annoying variety of “Teen Cum Sluts” sites none of which I feel like wading through. Someone know of a non-hijacking site that has it in downloadable form? This was too mundane and pointless for GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/2 "2001-06-03T18:54:25Z")
PERV!!! _points accusingly_ ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/3 "2001-06-03T19:00:51Z")
Limewire. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/4 "2001-06-03T19:02:16Z")
Cranky, you saw just about the only interesting part of the whole video. ---
**Author:** ![Janie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@Janie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janie)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/5 "2001-06-03T19:02:21Z")
Hotline? ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/6 "2001-06-03T19:03:34Z")
What the hell is this, anyway? Is there a full moon this weekend or something? People want to know about masturbating in the shower, then if guys like to watch girls masturbate, and now this… Okay, so I’m not exactly complaining. But still. 😃 And no, I can’t help you out in your quest. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/7 "2001-06-03T19:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanibelMan \* > \*\*What the hell is this, anyway? Is there a full moon this weekend or something? People want to know about masturbating in the shower, then if guys like to watch girls masturbate, and now this… > > \*\* Yeah its been a NICE little weekend hasn’t it?!? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/8 "2001-06-03T19:28:14Z")
I’m pretty sure it’s available at the video store, in the squeaky door section, (I saw it while doing research…ahem). No joke, apparently it has been released commercially and made Pammie and Tommy Boy millions. The whole _reluctant pornstar_ thing was all a hoax. I hope you see it soon so I can be the last person on Earth who hasn’t. Then again, I haven’t seen the “new” Star Wars either. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/9 "2001-06-03T19:49:16Z")
There’s a prefab building with a funny smell, around the hills outside of town… It’s called the **Porno Shop**. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/10 "2001-06-03T20:26:29Z")
Cranky, when I met you last summer, I liked you, but I thought it was because you seemed like such a genuinely nice lady. Now I know the _real_ reason why I thought you were cool–you’re a deve. 😃 I have a couple of (ahem) _friends_ who might be able to score that video for ya. I’ll give 'em a call. 😉 [sub] **eunoia:** Save a spot on that “last person on earth who hasn’t seen that video” couch–I haven’t seen it either.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/11 "2001-06-03T20:51:16Z")
Just go to one of your local video stores. Simple. And Tommy Lee, aha, he’s not -that- big. 😉 I saw the video a few years back (when I was buying some weed from a friend). Kinda boring, really. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/12 "2001-06-03T20:57:16Z")
Last year it was on some Direct TV Pay-Per-View channel. I caught about 20 minutes of it- very dull (and I like good smut as much as the next girl). Tommy Lee is gross and there aren’t many good shots of anything. It’s not even particularly erotic. Anyway, check E-bay- I’m willing to bet it’s out there. Zette ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/13 "2001-06-03T20:58:41Z")
- \*\* Originally posted by SanibelMan \*\* What the hell is this, anyway? Is there a full moon this weekend or something? People want to know about masturbating in the shower, then if guys like to watch girls masturbate, and now this… \* Actually, hormone levels do seem to be reaching a new high this past weekend…Maybe it’s something in the air, hm? But I’ve been completely unaffected, I \* swear\*… -grins- Yeah, I was the one who started the post about whether guys like to see girls masturbating ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/14 "2001-06-03T20:59:28Z")
While we’re marking people who haven’t seen it, lemme get on that list. I have a feeling my life will go on despite having seen it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/15 "2001-06-03T21:00:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eunoia \* > \*\*I hope you see it soon so I can be the last person on Earth who hasn’t. \*\* Nope you’re not the last person who haven’t seen it, I haven’t either, but then again, I don’t have any need for that either, I just have the need for **Montfort** , who is to bloody faaaaaaaar away from me now.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/16 "2001-06-04T01:23:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by eunoia \* > > \*\*I hope you see it soon so I can be the last person on Earth who hasn’t. \*\* > > Nope you’re not the last person who haven’t seen it, > I haven’t either, but then again, > I don’t have any need for that either, > I just have the need for **Montfort** , > who is to bloody faaaaaaaar away from me now.☹ > \*\* Porn helps. Get some porn. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/17 "2001-06-04T08:07:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\* > Porn helps. Get some porn. \*\* No, it doesn’t really help. That’s nothing compair being with **Montfort**.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/18 "2001-06-04T08:44:45Z")
Move to Denmark. I was watching Danish TV some time last year and suddenly the Tommy/Pamela video was on, in all it’s unedited glory 😃 — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/19 "2001-06-04T10:48:41Z")
They _do_ have a buncha copies of this fine film on EBay. What a surprise, huh? They seem to be going for $10.00 or less. I can’t post a link, as these are listed in the nasty-no-no-prohibited-off-limits section of EBay and you have to be registered to go there. So, **Cranky** , buy a copy and tell us about it. I haven’t seen it either. Mostly because I find Tommy Lee so disgusting that watching him do anything sexual would be a turn-_off_ rather than otherwise. Why watch a fuck flick that makes you never want to fuck again? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-a-minivan-driving-suburban-mom-get-her-hands-on-the-tommy-pamela-video/67442/20 "2001-06-04T12:45:50Z")
There’s also another one she ended up on with yet another rocker, forget who. Some guy from Poison or AC/DC or something like that. And then there’s Tanya Harding, and Sally Ritchie (for aussies), Mimi MacPhereson and more … dear GOD people, you’ve got to hide this stuff better. btw I have seen almost none of these. but being a 20 year old male I have lots of 20 year old male acquaintances and you learn things.