# Where can I buy cyanide overnight? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600 "2013-07-04T00:31:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/1 "2013-07-04T00:31:54Z")
[http://www.stjosephpost.com/2013/06/28/sheriff-sodomy-defendants-death-in-courtroom-a-suicide-by-cyanide-poisoning/](http://www.stjosephpost.com/2013/06/28/sheriff-sodomy-defendants-death-in-courtroom-a-suicide-by-cyanide-poisoning/) > [@](#): > > They found a piece of paper with a business name and phone number. > > They called the business and learned that Mr Parsons had ordered cyanide and had it sent to his business by overnight delivery on June 25. :dubious: Hi you’ve reached suicide pills dot com, how may I help you? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/2 "2013-07-04T00:38:53Z")
Actually, [here’s a thread about that](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=695480&highlight=cyanide). Cyanide has other uses besides suicide. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/3 "2013-07-04T00:47:40Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Actually, [here’s a thread about that](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=695480&highlight=cyanide). Cyanide has other uses besides suicide. Don’t break my fantasy, I WANT there to be suicide pill vendors that ship overnight.🙂 Anyway besides that just try ordering some legal unrestricted chemicals in the USA from a chem supplier and see how much shit you’re put through, shit meth mania has made it impossible to find some basic stuff like muriatic acid even in some areas. But cyanide? Vital that it remains unrestricted! ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/4 "2013-07-04T01:56:59Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Don’t break my fantasy, I WANT there to be suicide pill vendors that ship overnight.🙂 > > Anyway besides that just try ordering some legal unrestricted chemicals in the USA from a chem supplier and see how much shit you’re put through, shit meth mania has made it impossible to find some basic stuff like muriatic acid even in some areas. But cyanide? Vital that it remains unrestricted! Muriatic acid? Really? I bought some at Home Depot (or maybe Lowe’s, I forget) a few months ago. I just used it to clean up some stained concrete on my terrace. I had no idea I could make meth out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/5 "2013-07-04T08:15:17Z")
But in Nodaway county, shouldn’t it have been by overdose of sleeping pills? Ironically, the top ad in the link was for a [Substance Abuse Program]([http://www.stjoesafetycouncil.org/courtreferred.htm#SUBSTANCE](http://www.stjoesafetycouncil.org/courtreferred.htm#SUBSTANCE) ABUSE TRAFFIC OFFENDER PROGRAM (SATOP)) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/6 "2013-07-04T11:01:54Z")
Need answer fast? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/8 "2016-05-26T19:10:39Z")
Why? The election’s not until November! ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-buy-cyanide-overnight/662600/10 "2016-05-26T19:43:33Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > Why? The election’s not until November! Because you’re going to want to ingest them when the (3-year-old) zombies catch you. :eek: –G!