# Where can I find stupid Clinton .wav's

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 28, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030 "2000-08-28T14:34:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030/1 "2000-08-28T14:34:15Z")

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The story is that I’m making a fan mission for the game “Thief” (lots of _Thief_ fans have made them using the level editor). The mission will be set in a prison, and one of the things I want to include is the voice of our dear prez Bill Clinton coming from a solitary confinement cell 😃  
Does anyone know of a place where I can download .wav’s of some of his particularly infamous quotes. I especially want “It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is,” and “I did not have sex with that woman.” Can anyone help me put Slick Willie in his place, even if only in a game?

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030/2 "2000-08-28T15:24:16Z")

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Hey there **Diceman**. I don’t believe I’ve heard of the game, but I think I can help you out. This page:  
[Voices of the Presidents](http://www.archervalerie.com/presidents.html)  
has two wav files for Bill Clinton. The first is his denial, “I did not have relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, and I didn’t tell anyone to lie.” The second one is his admission, “I did have sexual relations with Miss Lewinsky.”  
I hope this helps you out.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030/3 "2000-08-28T15:41:14Z")

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Heh, heh. I like the first one, but I’d also like one or two more, including the famous “definition of ‘is’” quote.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030/4 "2000-08-30T13:02:14Z")

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Bump. I’d really, _REALLY_ like to have Clinton’s “definition of ‘is’” quote in my game level. Does anyone know of a .wav or a .mp3, or a .rm or any other format containing this statement?

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**Author:** ![TampaFlyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71e660/32.png) [@TampaFlyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TampaFlyer)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-stupid-clinton-wavs/31030/5 "2000-08-30T21:31:34Z")

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I did a web search on is.wav & found this  
[http://www.wavplace.com/sounds2.htm](http://www.wavplace.com/sounds2.htm)

It has “is is”, “I didn’t inhale”, & a few others.