# Where can I find the guy of my dreams? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160 "2000-08-04T20:10:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/41 "2000-08-06T15:43:31Z")
Anniz, you are an attractive lady. Funny how most people think blonde when you say Swedish. Many of the Swedes in my family have auburn hair like yours… Why you’re having trouble finding the man of your dreams is anyone’s guess. You don’t bury your ex’s out in the back do you? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/42 "2000-08-06T19:57:48Z")
**Danielinthewolvesden** , about the wolfe, it was alreaddy there when I got the page, some things was alreaddy there to do it easyer, I have changed it now to my dog. But maybe they thought the wolf suited me, hungry like a wolfe…😉 **handy** , yes I have legs. Why do you ask that? **Feynn** , no I haven’t bury one, yet…😉 Well, I’ll tell you the reson I’ve been single for a long time. Since some years back I’ve having very much back pain and going through 3 big back operations, got addicted to morphin medicine, that I’ve succefully quitted since about 1 year ago. And now finally it seems like my back is becoming better and better. So I have not been able to go out and meet my dream guy since a long time. I’m still not totally well, but much bettter. It’s a very long story so I’m just telling it like this for now. Belive me when I say I’ve having some really bad and suffering years behind me. But, they are behind me now and I feel positive and hopefull about the future. It feels like coming back to life, if that makes any sense. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/43 "2000-08-06T20:21:06Z")
Ok well I am not perfect. I doubt people dream about me except after a night of beer and Beans. Ok, maybe I am not the stuff nightmares cast in the lead role. But I am sure I could handle a bit part. I am though, kind, Tolerant, and fun. I work hard, I like to play hard… enjoy life at any pace. Besides that I am Stubborn!! you should at least admire THAT trait. 😉 Osip ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/44 "2000-08-06T20:29:24Z")
Awwwww, you sound like a great person Osip. Someone that enjoy life, that’a a BIG qualification. And to be stubborn can be good sometimes.🙂 So, you’re single and looking too? Don’t you agree it’s very boring sometimes? It’s to pity I live so far away. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/45 "2000-08-06T23:36:46Z")
Yes, far, but I transcend time and space… I wondered about your legs Anniz cause I can’t see them in the picture 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/46 "2000-08-06T23:48:03Z")
Osip, I am officially removing you from contention **anesthetizes Osip w/ a healthy dose of ether** Wheeee, hey Anniz…over this way! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/47 "2000-08-07T00:01:52Z")
I’m on my way Anniz, but it might take me a while, it’s a very long walk and swim over the ocean. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/48 "2000-08-07T02:32:57Z")
**Soda** sez: > [@](#): > > Damnit! Here I’ve spent 10 years polishing off any remains of what used to be a Swedish accent, and now you tell me it’s dreamy? So much for being a perfectionist. Don’t you know that guys, um… (How can I put this without getting slapped? I guess there isn’t a way. Oh, well.) guys get an instant and semi-permanent erection when they hear a Swedish/Norwegian/Finnish/Danish/Icelandic accent? Get it back, girl! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/49 "2000-08-07T09:03:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\*Osip, I am officially removing you from contention > > **anesthetizes Osip w/ a healthy dose of ether** > > Wheeee, hey Anniz…over this way! 😉 \*\* _Ahem_ If you guys really wanted to impress Anniz, why don’t you drop out of the “most stubborn person” thread? You know, like one intelligent, sensitive, oh-so-single poster did. The one who cited Anniz as the poster he hoped would win (not an easy thing to do, since the hotties Welfy and Silver Fire are still in the running). Hi, Anniz! ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/50 "2000-08-07T10:29:09Z")
Well, if he’s in your dreams it means he’s not real. You want my advice? (that’s rhetorical) Don’t bother - us guys are like fairytale Princes in reverse. We’re all dashing and charming and cool and sensitive and considerate and nice and friendly. Until you kiss them - it’s then they turn into frogs. Stay single. It’s easier. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/51 "2000-08-07T23:51:54Z")
I cant tell from the pic… but does your dog have a head? Would you like some? _I said **DAMN** I’m smooth!!!_ **goes off to stand in the corner** ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/52 "2000-08-08T07:58:16Z")
**pipefitter** , you have to hurry, because I can’t wait so long no more…😉 **astrangefish** , you look bloody good in your picture, so if you ever come to Sweden, let me now, okey.🙂 > [@](#): > > Until you kiss them - it’s then they turn into frogs. So you mean I should stop kissing… no, I don’t think so, I’ll keep trying.🙂 **Whammo** , well I guess it’s you who have the head, I see in your picture that you collect them… If I would like **some**? No, I want **plenty** …😉 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/53 "2000-08-08T08:05:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\ ***pipefitter** , you have to hurry, > because I can’t wait so long no more…😉 \*\* Let’s meet halfway then, I’ll bring the shark repellent. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/54 "2000-08-08T08:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pipefitter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > > \*\ ***pipefitter** , you have to hurry, > > because I can’t wait so long no more…😉 \*\* > > Let’s meet halfway then, I’ll bring the shark repellent. 🙂 > \*\* Okey then, I’m on my way… See you soon.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/55 "2000-08-08T08:35:13Z")
Goody, goody…\ she wants me. Now I hope I remember how to swim that far!!! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/56 "2000-08-08T12:36:06Z")
The tongue pipefitter, the tongue… you are drooling 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/57 "2000-08-08T23:35:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanadianSue \* > \*\*The tongue pipefitter, the tongue… you are drooling 😉 \*\* Oops, sorry Sue, don’t know what came over me. Hand me that towel over there so I can dry mysel off!!! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160/58 "2000-08-09T00:31:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > **Whammo** , well I guess it’s you who have the head, > I see in your picture that you collect them… > > If I would like **some**? > No, I want **plenty** HEHE! _giggles uncontrollably_ IN YOUR FACE GUYS!!! …well… hopefully in _mine_!! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-find-the-guy-of-my-dreams/28160.md?page=2)