# Where can I sell testicles? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [December 3, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888 "2005-12-03T08:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/1 "2005-12-03T08:48:54Z")
I have heard rumors that there is a place in Little Rock that will pay me money for a testicle. I would heart this amount of money, but my google-fu is weak. Can someone help me out? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/2 "2005-12-03T08:59:41Z")
Hey, I could get in on that action! Wait…does it have to be mine? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/3 "2005-12-03T09:25:53Z")
I assume. If not, I’m sure that I could get people all over campus to sign up and offer them half of the amount of money, and never tell them that I kept the other half. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/4 "2005-12-03T09:27:09Z")
Also: Stop stalking me! (or continue, but I expect my stalkers to put out. :p) ---
**Author:** ![Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clock)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/5 "2005-12-03T12:10:51Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Hey, I could get in on that action! > > Wait…does it have to be mine? Snigger, choke, splutter 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/6 "2005-12-03T13:34:48Z")
Snopes is our friend. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/7 "2005-12-03T14:41:43Z")
Bal-Mart. World headquarters are in Bentonville, 180 mile NW of Little Rock. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/8 "2005-12-03T14:55:46Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > Snopes is our friend. We usually include a [link](http://www.snopes.com/college/medical/testicle.asp) when we say that. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/9 "2005-12-03T15:52:36Z")
Aaaw… that’s so disappointing. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/10 "2005-12-03T16:05:14Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Aaaw… that’s so disappointing. No, you certainly can do it if you aren’t referring to human ones. Rocky mountain oysters are sold as a delicacy in some areas of the U.S. My father ordered them at at least one restaurant in Northern Lousiana where I was grew up. I am not sure where they get their supply but I am sure that they pay some many for them. Likewise, at least one town I heard of in the Midwest has a pig testicle festival. Here is a good site for testicle use and selling info. [http://www.funlinked.com/testicle/testiclemail.html](http://www.funlinked.com/testicle/testiclemail.html) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/11 "2005-12-03T16:22:17Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Also: Stop stalking me! (or continue, but I expect my stalkers to put out. :p) The stalking thing is mostly an artifact of the fact that at 4:30 AM EST, we’re one of about 12 people even looking at this board. Not that I’m not stalking you, if you expect…you know… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dandrews02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dandrews02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dandrews02)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/12 "2005-12-03T16:32:07Z")
How much you want for them? Do you take pay pal? ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/13 "2005-12-03T17:04:22Z")
I sold both of mine. :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/14 "2005-12-03T17:55:47Z")
> [@Gymnopithys](#): > > I sold both of mine. :eek: :eek: That is okay. They grow back. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/15 "2005-12-04T02:29:15Z")
> [@dandrews02](#): > > How much you want for them? > Do you take pay pal? 75k, I’m only selling one, and no, cash only. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/16 "2005-12-04T02:32:41Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > 75k, I’m only selling one, and no, cash only. Ever heard of the goose that layed the golden egg? I’d keep both and sell the milk. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/17 "2005-12-04T02:33:46Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Ever heard of the goose that layed the golden egg? I’d keep both and sell the milk. Ok, how much are you paying? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/18 "2005-12-04T02:34:58Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > The stalking thing is mostly an artifact of the fact that at 4:30 AM EST, we’re one of about 12 people even looking at this board. Not that I’m not stalking you, if you expect…you know… 😉 Wait… what would **svf** think about this!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/19 "2005-12-04T02:36:28Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Wait… what would **svf** think about this!? :eek: He’d ask if he could join in… ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888/20 "2005-12-04T02:57:14Z")
Damn! I’d give my left nut if there was a place like that for real! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-can-i-sell-testicles/333888.md?page=2)