# Where did all these bruises come from??

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-all-these-bruises-come-from/198005 "2003-08-27T16:35:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-all-these-bruises-come-from/198005/41 "2003-08-29T15:01:39Z")

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And yet another easy bruiser here.

I used to sleep on a waterbed, the kind that’s a baggie full of water in a box. And, during the course of any given day, I’d find myself trying to figure out where those bruises on my arms and legs were coming from…

…turns out that in the night, I’d roll over, hit my arm and/or leg against the side of the bed hard enough to bruise me, but not enough to wake me. _sighs_

Since switching to another kind of bed, it’s cut down on the amount of mystery bruises I’ve had by a significant amount. They still show up from time to time however, with no real rhyme or reason, in interesting and exotic locales. My Sister and Mom are the same way however, so perhaps there’s something genetic at work.

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\<\< Ow. \>\>

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-all-these-bruises-come-from/198005/42 "2003-08-29T15:16:32Z")

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I don’t know that I actually bruise more easily than other people, or whether it is just that I’m so white that I’m practically transparent and even the faintest bruise shows up like neon.

I’ve had a lot more phantom bruises since getting kitties. A lot more phantom, _paw-sized_ bruises. Not for nothing is one of our cats nicknamed Peg Paw.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-all-these-bruises-come-from/198005/43 "2003-08-29T16:03:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by swampbear \*  
> \*\* Life is one great big hazard for me.
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> And to think you rode in a vehicle I was driving. :eek: \*\*

Well, as I recall, you didn’t walk into any doors or furniture in my house. You didn’t even trip over the dog - which is a feat of its own!

About the vehicle thing, I was gonna offer to drive, but I figured being a guy and all, you’d feel threatened if you couldn’t have your hands on the wheel. 😛

Oh yeah - and there’s another bruise on the side of my left leg that mysteriously appeared \<glaring at **Wikkit** \>

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-all-these-bruises-come-from/198005/44 "2003-08-30T12:07:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*Don’t know but it happens to me, too. I’m always covered in bruises. \*\*

And I’d always thought it was because you were kinky. 😉

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-all-these-bruises-come-from/198005/45 "2003-08-30T15:52:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \*  
> \*\*Damn! And when I bought my house, I specified a 1920’s-style Death Ray-free neighborhood. Lyin’ realtors…  
> Incidentally, **Chefguy** , I appreciate the concern, but this is something that I’ve dealt with my whole life - just the way I am. Apart from my blood pressure, I’m quite healthy, but bruised. \*\*

High blood pressure? Wouldn’t that mean more blood would gush from damaged capillaries into your interstitial spaces? So a minor bang would results in a bruise?

I have low blood pressure, but poor vitamin habits; I believe that’s where my msytery bruises come from.

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