# Where did everyone go?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 1999, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853 "1999-10-22T06:25:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Maitlandish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Maitlandish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maitlandish)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/1 "1999-10-22T06:25:00Z")

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Aaack! I stop reading the board for a month or two or three and when I return, I see no familiar names! Has the board completely converted to a new generation, or is there anyone out there who remembers who I am?

peace out.  
Maitland

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/2 "1999-10-22T06:37:00Z")

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Shit howdy! Do I remember you… no. I don’t. Do you know me? No? Well, then, hey (flinging out her hand) I’m Byzantine and I’m a poster!

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/3 "1999-10-22T07:40:00Z")

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Please allow me to introduce myself.

I’m a man of wealth and taste…

Pleased to meet you! Hope you get my name…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Lanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanna)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/4 "1999-10-22T08:44:00Z")

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Mait! How’s college n stuff? I’m not recognizing many names, either. Of course, that’s probably because I haven’t been here since, um, a month or so after it opened…

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/5 "1999-10-22T11:39:00Z")

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Nice to meet you Mait and Lanna

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/6 "1999-10-22T11:52:00Z")

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I’m still here. Michi4 from the old board and at the SDMB NG.

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“Love given when it is inconvenient is the greatest love of all. Kindnesses that are shared at a high cost to oneself are the most dear.”

Don’t know who said it, but I like it.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/7 "1999-10-22T12:10:00Z")

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Howdy! I have no idea who ya are, but how ya doin? Hang out in MPSIMS long enough, and you’ll see me, even if you don’t want too! 🙂

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/8 "1999-10-22T12:10:00Z")

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While I’m here, has anyone seen WallyM7?

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/9 "1999-10-22T12:44:00Z")

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Hi Mait and Lanna, it’s me, Kitten8808 from the old board. There are a few of us oldies still around.

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\>^,^\<  
KITTEN  
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/10 "1999-10-22T13:05:00Z")

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Progress is change 🙂

What goes around comes around.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

## There was an old man from Nantucket… . . . . . . . I’m sorry, what were we talking about…?

“Well, roll me in eggs and flour and bake me for forty minutes!”

[The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/main.htm)

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/11 "1999-10-22T13:05:00Z")

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Satan said:

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> Please allow me to introduce myself.  
> I’m a man of wealth and taste…
> 
> Pleased to meet you! Hope you get my name…

You wouldn’t be looking for sympathy, would you? 😉

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/12 "1999-10-22T13:18:00Z")

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the old names are still here; I see them now again. I don’t post that often so I never assume anyone knows my name but since my internet access was killed over the summer (my parents moving killed our access to a cable modem, and the new house had phone lines crossed with someone else. . .) I couldn’t even lurk for several months ☹

when I got back to college, my internet was back. . . and the names changed here.

But here’s the thing: I have absolutely no idea as to how to become a recognizable name here. There are so many posts, so many forums. . . to actually be able to post enough to be a recognizable name seems to require more hours of attention than are in the day. . . alladvantage must love these people 🙂

Seriously; even on days when I have no classes, I can’t get through even MPSIMS or GQ (whichever mood I’m in); and I do speedreading drills for policy debate!

How do you all do it?

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“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”  
–Wayne Knight

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/13 "1999-10-22T16:10:00Z")

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Hello, Maitland. There’s still a few of us old dogs by the fireplace.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/14 "1999-10-23T05:05:00Z")

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I’m still here.

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**Author:** ![Maitlandish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Maitlandish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maitlandish)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/15 "1999-10-22T23:57:00Z")

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Phew! I was feeling a bit overwhelmed and lost for a moment there. Kinda like when you walk into the wrong class. Not as though I have any experience with that sort of thing . . .

Anyhoo, nice to meet you all, and nice to see some familiar SNs. I have a feeling that I will probably not register as a reg to those of you who are newer than I because I’m so busy now with college that I think I’ll hardly have time to post. But, in my prime, back in the day, I would post quite often. _hobbles over to rocker by fireplace_ Yes, when I was your age . . .

Love,  
Calculus Girl - able to perform mathematical functions at the push of a button!

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/16 "1999-10-23T04:43:00Z")

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Welcome back, Mait! I guess I must have started after you left, because I dont’ remember you. Still, it’s nice to have another Kentuckian around.

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“I’m not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I don’t have any faults.”

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/17 "1999-10-23T05:37:00Z")

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Omigod! Mait’s in college! Hey, you GO, girl!

::looks around for cane again::

-Melin

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**Author:** ![Maitlandish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Maitlandish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maitlandish)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/18 "1999-10-24T07:18:00Z")

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Hey, Melin, you’d better look around for that branding iron too . . . I always managed to elude the infamous reg brander before 😉

You didn’t know I was in college? I’m rather surprised because I bragged all about it because I’m going to MIT. (Yeah, I rock, I know.) But thanks for not remembering anyway because it gave me a chance to brag about it to all of the people who didn’t see it before. 😉 again!

peace out.  
-M

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**Author:** ![chief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@chief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chief)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/19 "1999-10-24T07:21:00Z")

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heheh satan,  
i dont know how many people here have sympathy for the devil 🙂

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Chief’s Domain - [http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi](http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi)

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-everyone-go/9853/20 "1999-10-24T13:20:00Z")

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There is quite a turnover, even in 30 days. Get used to it. Also, if you are gone 30 days, or even 2 weeks, it takes an effort to jump in the pool again.

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