# where did my neighbor go?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-my-neighbor-go/616697>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 24, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-my-neighbor-go/616697 "2012-03-24T16:45:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-my-neighbor-go/616697/21 "2012-03-25T01:38:12Z")

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Are you the token hazing gatekeeper? There’s one of those in every forum.

Tell me what I have to do to gain your approval. Please. There’s nothing I love more than kissing ass to strangers on the internet.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-my-neighbor-go/616697/22 "2012-03-25T01:49:41Z")

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> [@living\_in\_hell](#):
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> Tell me what I have to do to gain your approval. Please. There’s nothing I love more than kissing ass to strangers on the internet.

I, and we, have seen your kind countless times. Have fun while it lasts.

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**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-my-neighbor-go/616697/23 "2012-03-25T01:51:08Z")

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Oops–I just read the forum rules on courtesy. I was about to apologize for my zings until I realized the old timers should know better. Shame shame shame

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-my-neighbor-go/616697/24 "2012-03-25T02:05:02Z")

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I think I’m going to close this one down since it’s pretty much out of hand and derailed.

**Living in Hell** , welcome to the SDMB. The SDMB is actually not like your average message board in a few ways. I would recommend you read the [TOS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/faq.php?faq=vb3_board_faq#faq_sdmb_rules) (located under the FAQs) so you get an idea of what some of the rules and policies here are.

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