Where did the jokes about New Jersey being a horrible place come from?

Why the Neo-Melanesian?

New Jersey doesn’t have a state song.

That’s probably an urban legend. A DJ at WPLJ wanted to make Born to Run the NJ state song, but the idea was squashed after the NJ Legislature reviewed the lyrics. True, a bill was proposed, but the resolution never passed into law.

*Baby this town rips the bones from your back
It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we’re young *

Well … it should be true, dammit.

So where exactly is the Hamptons, in New York State or Jersey ?

Declan

New York State. They are a piece of the outermost part of Long Island.

As a lifetime American who has never been farther east than Nevada, I would say that New Jersey had a reputation of corruption in various tv shows and films, and when I got much older, I found out that they were true.

The three (Suffolk County) townships at the eastern end of Long Island, where it splits into two ‘forks’, are East Hampton (the south ‘fork’), Southold (the north ‘fork’) and Southampton (where they join together). They are traditionally enclaves of the rich and famous, contrasting with the suburbia that covers most of the rest of the island east of NYC.

Right. A lot of self-hating emigrant-N.Y.-ethnic feeling (the Italians and Irish and Jews who didn’t move out there mythologized N.J. as some scummy exurb).

And – the turnpike and Garden State Parkway seem to have concentrated the worst of industry, stench, sprawl, etc. There are huge stretches of N.J. that are mountainous/swampy/farmland. Drive through South Jersey from Wilmington and I swear you won’t doubt the Garden State license plate (from the manure smell, I mean).

Truer than true is true. New Jersey (most of the East coast) is subject to an endemic mob-rule corruption. You saw the recent bust of pretty much every top elected local official in Northern N. Jersey this Summer. That could be repeated, of course, in Providence, Boston, anywhere along the East Coast. Historically it was classic Mafia/Irish mobs, now it’s that plus black and Hispanic scammers. A gorgeous mosaic of machine politics!