# Where did your name come from?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646 "2000-08-17T00:12:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/1 "2000-08-17T00:12:38Z")

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I have an odd name story. My name is Suzette. My mother went to a Tupperware party about a week before I was born and bought one of these:  
[http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=408772859](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=408772859)

She then decided that she liked the name so much, she named me Suzette. Is that bizzare or what? Everyone figues I’m French, but I’m Slovak/Russian (with a French name).

Anyone else have odd name origin stories?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/2 "2000-08-17T00:24:21Z")

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My name is Scott.

My dad decided on the name while wiping his ass.

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/3 "2000-08-17T00:32:47Z")

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My middle name is Thomas. When my dad was in college, he needed a car really bad (for a date with my mom?) and didn’t have one. His best friend at the time, Tom, lent him his. My dad’s response was, “Thanks so much! I’ll name my first-born after you.”

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/4 "2000-08-17T00:33:16Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/5 "2000-08-17T00:35:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*My name is Scott.
> 
> My dad decided on the name while wiping his ass. \*\*

I thought hemmeroid was just a nickname…  
😉

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**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/6 "2000-08-17T00:42:31Z")

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well i’m named after my grandmother which i thought was lame when i was younger until i heard the other choices of names, if i had been a boy u’d be speaking to a wolfgang.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/7 "2000-08-17T00:51:26Z")

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Hey, Wolfie!

It was either Audrey or Kristy, and KristyK sounds like “Kris Decay.” No thanks.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/8 "2000-08-17T00:55:24Z")

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Zette  
i  
c  
e

(Zette’s on thin ice!)

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/9 "2000-08-17T00:57:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*Zette  
> i  
> c  
> e
> 
> (Zette’s on thin ice!) \*\*

:::Zette goes to buy some boots so she can shake in’em…:::

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/10 "2000-08-17T01:04:03Z")

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I was one chromosone away from being Michelle. Instead they named me after a water fowl.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/11 "2000-08-17T01:05:14Z")

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::Chief steals boots, kicks **Zette** in the ass::

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/12 "2000-08-17T01:07:47Z")

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My parents allowed my older sister to name me and at the time she had a friend named Susan who she played with. My middle name, Beth was just a name my parents liked.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/13 "2000-08-17T01:10:56Z")

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My mother said she always dreamed of having a little girl named Amy Rebecca. Must have…I’m certainly not named after any family or friends.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/14 "2000-08-17T01:11:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*::Chief steals boots, kicks **Zette** in the ass:: \*\*

Zette removes the boot from her ass and forces the Chief to spit shine 'em like a good boy… 😉

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/15 "2000-08-17T01:14:47Z")

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::Chief checks out **Zette** ’s boobs. Gets the urge to spit shine something else::

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/16 "2000-08-17T01:18:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*::Chief checks out **Zette** ’s boobs. Gets the urge to spit shine something else:: \*\*

Like what? The handle on my new whip?

(Boy am I in an odd mood tonight)

Zette

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/17 "2000-08-17T01:24:11Z")

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Zette, check out the “Yep, I’m getting a Hooker” thread. Apparently Chief’s in an odd mood as well.

No wait…him being horny is normal. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/18 "2000-08-17T01:28:24Z")

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I just saw that thread, Falc. Someone has been out to sea waaaaaaaay too long.  
😉  
Zette

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/19 "2000-08-17T01:33:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Boy am I in an odd mood tonight.

Now, moving on to the odd positions…

::Zette notices the none-to-subtle drape of Chief’s trousers about his ankles::

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-did-your-name-come-from/29646/20 "2000-08-17T01:36:17Z")

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Zette dear…shall we tag team this one, or can you handle it on your own?

And Chief hon…check your email.

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