# Where do banned members go? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 3, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376 "2004-06-03T01:52:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/1 "2004-06-03T01:52:51Z")
I don’t mean heaven or hell. 🙂 Like, maybe Satan started a forum for banned Dopers? Were any Mods from the SD are allowd to join for a day and then are banned? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/2 "2004-06-03T01:56:17Z")
Detroit. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/3 "2004-06-03T02:04:12Z")
When Satan was banned he was cast out of Paradise with his legion into the burning lake of sulfer. Once out of Cecil’s-- er, God’s presence, they realized they were horribly grotesque and scaly. With the gold that was found there, he ordered the construction of Pandemonium, which would be his palace. He fornicated with his daugher, Sin. She gave birth to Death, who fornicated with her continuously, causing her to give birth to many litters of hounds- the Hounds of Hell. Upon birth, Death would immediately consume the pups-- his children/siblings. Let this be a lesson to Dopers everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/4 "2004-06-03T02:20:59Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > He fornicated with his daugher, Sin. She gave birth to Death, who fornicated with her continuously, causing her to give birth to many litters of hounds- the Hounds of Hell. Upon birth, Death would immediately consume the pups-- his children/siblings. That’s the common belief, but I heard that Sin wanted to slam it to him via the back door using a prosthesis. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/5 "2004-06-03T02:40:14Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Upon birth, Death would immediately consume the pups-- his children/siblings. Sounds like guppies. We’re talking about banned Dopers here, not tropical fish. Get a grip. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/6 "2004-06-03T03:27:51Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > When Satan was banned he was cast out of Paradise with his legion into the burning lake of sulfer. Once out of Cecil’s-- er, God’s presence, they realized they were horribly grotesque and scaly. With the gold that was found there, he ordered the construction of Pandemonium, which would be his palace. > > He fornicated with his daugher, Sin. She gave birth to Death, who fornicated with her continuously, causing her to give birth to many litters of hounds- the Hounds of Hell. Upon birth, Death would immediately consume the pups-- his children/siblings. > Let this be a lesson to Dopers everywhere. I thought he married Drain Bead. Didn’t think they had kids already, but then, well, you just never know what crazy notions those two might take into their heads once they tied the knot. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/7 "2004-06-03T03:29:50Z")
from what I heard, they broke up. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/8 "2004-06-03T03:30:25Z")
Fathom, the UnaBoard, or LiveJournal. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/9 "2004-06-03T03:50:37Z")
DrainBead comes into #straightdope every now and then. She broke up with Satan some time ago, and she maintains that she wasn’t the one who wanted to fuck Satan in the ass. But imagine a board with Jack Dean Tyler, county, the handful of Stormfronters who’ve blown through here… that couldn’t be pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/10 "2004-06-03T03:54:51Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > But imagine a board with Jack Dean Tyler, county, the handful of Stormfronters who’ve blown through here… that couldn’t be pretty. Man if that board also had handy and Zenster every thread would be an unbelieveable train wreck. Might be fun to watch for about 5 minutes… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/11 "2004-06-03T03:58:34Z")
Ah, hell, let’s throw TVAA into that mix, just for shits and giggles. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/12 "2004-06-03T05:05:52Z")
Where do bad trolls go when they die They got a lake of fire and fry… Wasn’t there once a board some banned members made, “The Sock Drawer” or something like that? ---
**Author:** ![Tigers2B1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@Tigers2B1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tigers2B1)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/13 "2004-06-03T05:06:48Z")
I don’t know where they go but have you noticed during topic searches the average post count of some of the BANNED members? I mean you’re reading a thread and come to stay at home father **Bob B. Bartman’s** post - and he’s banned and has 3,675 posts. Then later there’s the lovable **SamTheClam** , also banned with 5,456 posts. Then later, in this graveyard, you see that the recently deceased radical **Mr.GeeDog** was banned with 2,866 posts. And it goes on forever – with every searched thread there’s a bloated, banned, corpse bobbing to the top – _all with posts numbered in the thousands._ All with their untold stories --------- All! Where is **SamTheClam** now? Sam??? Sam, somewhere, blows his candle out – ☹ Oh, ---- oh, oh the drama of it all ---- ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/14 "2004-06-03T06:00:12Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > DrainBead comes into #straightdope every now and then. She broke up with Satan some time ago, and she maintains that she wasn’t the one who wanted to fuck Satan in the ass. That particular thread happened before those two were an item. And of course all banned members go to the Banned Name list. [sub]Yes, I know, that was really bad.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rlyehdweller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@Rlyehdweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rlyehdweller)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/15 "2004-06-03T08:06:19Z")
What do banned posters do? - That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/16 "2004-06-03T10:12:32Z")
I can’t remember the poster’s name with well over 11k posts who was banned for consistently giving bad medical advice despite being warned several times. Wonder what he does with his time. Can’t believe I can’t remember his name. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/17 "2004-06-03T10:26:55Z")
> [@KidCharlemagne](#): > > I can’t remember the poster’s name with well over 11k posts who was banned for consistently giving bad medical advice despite being warned several times. Wonder what he does with his time. Can’t believe I can’t remember his name. Who? **handy**? Robin ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/18 "2004-06-03T12:02:58Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Who? **handy**? > > Robin That’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/19 "2004-06-03T12:38:08Z")
> [@JuanitaTech](#): > > Detroit. Of course they come to Detroit – who wouldn’t? They come to revel in the **Eastern Conference Champion Detroit Pistons**! Whoo-hoo! Sheesh. . . :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376/20 "2004-06-03T14:02:20Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Where do bad trolls go when they die > They got a lake of fire and fry… …You don’t see em again till the fourth of July. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-banned-members-go/248376.md?page=2)