# Where do evil Jedis go when they die?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 26, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-evil-jedis-go-when-they-die/354229 "2006-04-26T00:53:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-evil-jedis-go-when-they-die/354229/41 "2006-04-27T00:18:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Terrifel]  
Quite a worrisome prospect, as Tyrannus returned at least once after Tarkin’s death, during the never-released-but-nonetheless-entirely-and-irrevocably-canonical [Empire Strikes Back Holiday Special](http://stomptokyo.com/movies/v/very-star-wars-xmas.html). Fortunately, Tyrannus’ mustache seems to hint that he was planning to abandon his Sith Lord identity in favor of a lucrative new career as a Galactic porn star. No doubt he succeeded in this endeavor; as anyone can plainly see, the man has an enormous helmet.  
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[Kurgan]I am in disguise. This way, no one will recognize me.[/Kurgan]

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-evil-jedis-go-when-they-die/354229/42 "2006-04-27T00:38:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Dooku]  
If I knew then what I know now…[sigh](http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/ewoks/starwarsimages228571.jpg).  
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Are you the one looking right at the camera with long-suffering eyes?

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**Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-evil-jedis-go-when-they-die/354229/43 "2006-04-27T00:44:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Terrifel]  
Fortunately, Tyrannus’ mustache seems to hint that he was planning to abandon his Sith Lord identity in favor of a lucrative new career as a Galactic porn star. No doubt he succeeded in this endeavor; as anyone can plainly see, the man has an enormous helmet.  
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I was recently reincarnated! I needed the money! STOP JUDGING ME!!

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