# Where do the Simpson's Live?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 27, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342 "2004-05-27T14:44:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/41 "2004-05-28T07:53:59Z")

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> [@Burrido](#):
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> Ohio
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> When calling for replacement parts for Lisa’s toy puzzle-thingie, Marge was heard saying:
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> “Thats 742 Evergreen Terrace. Springfield, O-HIYA Maud!!”  
> As Muad Flanders walks by.

To her, it was “oh, hiya Maude!” It only sounded like Ohio to us because we expected to hear the name of a state afterward (and of course the gag was written to make us think that for a second).

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**Author:** ![SpiderClan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@SpiderClan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpiderClan)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/42 "2004-05-28T13:00:54Z")

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Technically everywhere in America is within driving distance of Vegas. If you drive long enough… 🆒

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/43 "2004-05-28T13:56:53Z")

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> [@SpiderClan](#):
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> Technically everywhere in America is within driving distance of Vegas. If you drive long enough… 🆒

Remind me, I forget, when is the Honolulu - San Franciscon tunnel opening? 😃

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/44 "2004-05-28T13:59:37Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> My favorite Simpson’s “location gag” was when Skinner was bragging about the progress the school has made: “This used to be the worst school in all of Kentucky (or whatever)… So they picked it up and moved it HERE!”

Was that before or after they moved the town after filling it up with garbage?

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/45 "2004-05-28T14:37:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’ve been playing along, Dude, if you read every sentence I’ve posted here except for one.

Cool, but there is no need for even that one line. I was reacting to the general sentiment, as expressed first by **Munch** , then by **Ponder Stibbons** , and a third time in your post. I didn’t mean to imply that you specifically had _repeatedly_ been a buzz kill. I don’t mean to snap, but I get tired of people coming into Star Wars threads to tell us Tatooine isn’t real or LOTR threads to tell us it’s just a story. Your comment seemed to have a finality to it that disagrees with me. This isn’t GQ where questions are asked, answered, and put to bed as quickly as possible to conserve bandwidth. This is Cafe Society; we are here to _waste_ bandwidth with pointless essays, verbal sparring and witty exchanges concerning the shared artwork of the cultures of the world . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/46 "2004-05-28T15:59:02Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Actually, that’s most likely the Bush/Ford house. The Simpsons live at 742. 😃

**D’oh!**

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/47 "2004-05-28T16:44:25Z")

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I’ve heard one of the producers of the show say that he’s asked this question a lot. He says that it surprises him; is Springfield really a town that you want to be able to say is in your state (or is your city)? Perhaps people should be trying to prove where Sprinfield _isn’t_ located.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/48 "2004-05-28T17:00:03Z")

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The cranky old geezer in the town meetings definitely has a Maine accent.

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/49 "2004-05-28T17:24:12Z")

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This game reminds me of the [Sherlock Holmes](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msherlock.html) game. I wonder if it’s an intentional nod. Quoting **Dex** , I find striking similarities:

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> Let’s call it the Game. The point is to pretend that Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were real, that Watson wrote the stories reporting actual events, and that Conan Doyle was merely Watson’s literary agent. Essentially, one applies Holmes’s own methods to analyzing the stories, trying to explain the inconsistencies, fill the gaps, and identify the other characters and events.

Players of this classic game must also deal with inconsistencies/contradictions and are also forced to make disclaimers lest people think them insane or stupid:

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> The heart of Sherlockiana arises from the inconsistencies in the stories themselves. Perhaps Watson was sometimes just a sloppy author, but sometimes he deliberately tried to conceal identities. From these inconsistencies and evasions has sprung a great body of literature: research, speculation, and whimsy. Christopher Morley wrote, “What other body of modern literature is esteemed as much for its errors as its felicities?”

Heh. Can you count the Simpsons as literature? If I mentioned the Simpsons and ‘felicities’ in the same sentence most of my friends would think I was pitching a crossover show ([Felicity](http://www.felicitypage.com/home.html), anyone? Anyone?) Anyway, I think that maybe Matt Groening is referencing Sherlock Holmes with this game, and that means that to solve the riddle would be to unearth the ancient knowledge of the elders (most likely discoverd by Matt in Australia). Upon us depends more than can be put into words - all civilisation, all natural law, perhaps even the fate of the solar system and the universe. . .

Anyway, I’m leaning toward the theory that Groenig was inspired by the Australian beer writing and that led him to create the Simpsons, but he placed them in Springfield, IL to throw off the hounds. Now, if only I had the last piece of the puzzle . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/50 "2004-05-28T21:07:56Z")

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What if we use the process of elimination? Wasn’t there an episode where they got back home from vacation (Florida?) and Marge is crossing the state off of a large map of the US and says something like “Well, there’s another state we can never go to again.” I don’t recall which states were _not_ crossed off, but obviously they must live in one of _them_…

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/51 "2004-05-28T21:12:15Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> What if we use the process of elimination? Wasn’t there an episode where they got back home from vacation (Florida?) and Marge is crossing the state off of a large map of the US and says something like “Well, there’s another state we can never go to again.” I don’t recall which states were _not_ crossed off, but obviously they must live in one of _them_…

IIRC, the two states that weren’t crossed off were Arizona and North Dakota.

They couldn’t go to Arizona because it “smelled funny,” which left ND as their only choice.

“Hooray! Mount Rushmore!”  
“No, that’s in **South** Dakota.”  
“Ohhhhh…”

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/52 "2004-05-28T23:18:43Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> Remind me, I forget, when is the Honolulu - San Franciscon tunnel opening? 😃

November 2006.

And y’know, if you asked me real nice like where Springfield is, I might tell ya.

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-the-simpsons-live/247342/53 "2004-05-28T23:28:29Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> November 2006.
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> And y’know, if you asked me real nice like where Springfield is, I might tell ya.

Nahh, I wouldn’t exploit you like that.

Although if you know this week’s lottery numbers…

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