# Where do you hide your weed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257 "2000-10-17T14:39:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuerca8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Tuerca8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuerca8)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/1 "2000-10-17T14:39:28Z")
I keep mine in a UC Santa Cruz mug/thermos thingie that my step mom bought me. My sister goes to school there. I find it ironic that on the mug it says, “University Food Service.” -nut- ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/2 "2000-10-17T14:43:14Z")
I hide mine at a pot smoker’s house. I further disguise my habit by not actually buying the stuff and by not even actually smoking it. True to form though, the Feds are onto me anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/3 "2000-10-17T14:55:36Z")
I hide it in the city of Amsterdam. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/4 "2000-10-17T14:59:55Z")
A cigar box (Cubans of some kind.) The cigars were from when my daughter was born. It’s not really hidden, though, it’s just in the kitchen cupboard (up high enough so the Little One doesn’t get her hands on it.) When I was younger (and cared about hiding this kind of thing,) I hollowed out books and hid it in there. I also removed parts of the baseboards and hid it behind them. ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/5 "2000-10-17T15:13:32Z")
Anyone remember that stupid but oddly entertaining SNL skit? _“You can keep you weeeeeeed in there!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/6 "2000-10-17T15:14:01Z")
You’re supposed to _hide_ it? Shit! :Sound of sirens in the background…: ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/7 "2000-10-17T15:15:13Z")
I don’t hide my weeds. They’re right out front in the flowerbed. Oh, what? You don’t mean…oh, never mind, then. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/8 "2000-10-17T15:21:57Z")
You’re posting on a public message board where you hide your illegal drugs? Oh, no, pot doesn’t cause brain damage, not much. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/9 "2000-10-17T15:32:52Z")
I pull them away from the azaleas, and throw them in the access alley behond my house (since I don’t have a trailer to take them to the dump), and let the Virginia Power people worry about them. It’s like a rainforest back there anyhow. Unless I have the wrong idea… Wait, illegal drugs? Are my weeds illegal drugs? My huge flowering milkweed pods are ILLEGAL? Maybe Virginia Power’s not just cleaning them up after all… ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/10 "2000-10-17T15:33:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sdimbert \* > \*\*Anyone remember that stupid but oddly entertaining SNL skit? > > _“You can keep you weeeeeeed in there!”_ \*\* That’s his stock answer to most questions of “what’s that for? or Why did you buy that?” That was a damned funny skit. Zette ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/11 "2000-10-17T16:37:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > I hide it in the city of Amsterdam. Egads! That’s where I hide mine too! I was wondering why the stash seemed to be a bit on the depleted side. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/12 "2000-10-17T16:53:38Z")
I don’t smoke it anymore, but when I did I generally hid mine in a plastic bag on the coffee table, right next to my bong. I never said I was a smart pot-head. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/13 "2000-10-17T17:05:29Z")
In my lungs. But don’t tell anyone. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/14 "2000-10-17T17:22:12Z")
Oh yeah, like I’m gonna tell _you_… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/15 "2000-10-17T17:41:53Z")
I hide mine in a small box on the bookshelve of my bedroom at 63 Evergreen Terrace. I’m usually away from home between the hours of 7pm and 3am. I keep a spare key hidden under the front door mat. Is that the info you were looking for? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/16 "2000-10-17T17:46:11Z")
Damn… I can’t remember. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/17 "2000-10-17T18:24:34Z")
Under the bathroom sink in a box marked PERSONAL HYGIENE, in an empty glycerine suppositories jar (well washed). Either there or in a Summer’s Eve box. Nobody will go NEAR that stuff. ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/18 "2000-10-17T18:33:25Z")
I keep mine at my dealers house, but I’ve never actually been there. Haven’t ever met the dealer either, in fact…I haven’t ever bought any pot now that I think about it. Hell…I’ve never smoked any either…I guess that means I’m no help then, I’ve never had any weed to hide. -SS :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/19 "2000-10-17T18:42:25Z")
Where you can’t find it. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/20 "2000-10-17T18:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*You’re posting on a public message board where you hide your illegal drugs? > > Oh, no, pot doesn’t cause brain damage, not much. \*\* _Puhleeeaassse!_ :rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257.md?page=2)