# Where do you hide your weed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257 "2000-10-17T14:39:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/21 "2000-10-17T19:06:52Z")
Where do I hide my weed? Um… Ummmmmm… **I forgot!** ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/22 "2000-10-17T19:15:51Z")
I hide mine at my neighbor’s house, in a UC Santa Cruz mug/thermos thingie that his step mom bought him. His sister goes to school there. I find it ironic that on the mug it says, “University Food Service.” Shhhh. Don’t tell my neighbor (though I suspect he’s pinching my stash) ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/23 "2000-10-17T19:21:43Z")
Hey, **SkySlash**! Looks like you and I keep our weed in the same place. Make sure your stash doesn’t get mixed with mine, ‘kay? ---
**Author:** ![bovary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@bovary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bovary)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/24 "2000-10-18T00:24:26Z")
I hide mine in the mouth of my fish on the wall, when my bag fits, or else I just leave it on my tray under my bed. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/25 "2000-10-18T00:29:59Z")
I keep mine in the 1970s, where I am young enough to still think it is worth doing. Keeping drugs twenty-some-odd years (and some have been very odd) removed from you does tend to cut down on paranoia. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/26 "2000-10-18T00:34:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*I hide mine in a small box on the bookshelve of my bedroom at 63 Evergreen Terrace. \*\* Wait! That’s MY address! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/27 "2000-10-18T00:55:34Z")
I hide mine inside Big Mouth Billy Bass! “Don’t Worry…Be Happy” indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/28 "2000-10-18T01:33:53Z")
“Where do you hide your weed?” Oh sure, I tell you, you tell your good buddies at the DEA, and then I find myself in a 4 x 10 cell with my new chain-smoking girlfriend, “Big Bertha” ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/29 "2000-10-18T02:29:55Z")
If I told you, it wouldn’t be a hiding place anymore, now would it? ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/30 "2000-10-18T05:03:53Z")
I keep my stash as well as my paraphernalia in my asshole. It’s a cardboard box with the word asshole printed on the front with vinyl letters, an arts n crafts project I did–you guessed it–while stoned. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/31 "2000-10-18T05:58:01Z")
It’s not a weed, it’s a flower. Or at least, it _was_ a flower, before it died. And I kept it in a funky shaped jar (I don’t remember what used to be in the jar) of water, next to the kitchen sink. Until it died, that is, then I threw it in the garbage. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/32 "2000-10-18T18:43:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*I hide mine inside Big Mouth Billy Bass! > > “Don’t Worry…Be Happy” indeed! > > \*\* In my opinion, the funiest response to this thread yet. Very very funny Zette. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/33 "2000-10-18T19:00:55Z")
in my shoe… ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/34 "2000-10-18T19:34:46Z")
I only used it in college, and only bought a bag once myself. That one time was my last night in Colorado for a long time. I split the price with the guy, RT, who was moving in to my parents’ house. It was a decent bag, but since there was just the two of us, we didn’t finish it. As I was doing last-minute packing, I realized that my parents (to whose apartment I was moving) would freak if the found and/or smelled any MJ. RT had already gone for the day, so I decided to hide it. My mom had emptied an Avon decanter of cologne (in the shape of The Liberty Bell), painted it gold, and used it as a bookend. So I unscrewed the top, put the bag most of the way in, and recapped it so that the threads would hold the bag. That winter, I came back to do some skiing, and was staying at my parents’ house. Talking with RT one night, we remembered the MJ and I remembered where I’d hidden it. I unscrewed the cap carefully and pulled out: a very soggy bag of weed! I hadn’t noticed that my mom had also filled the decanter with water to make it heavier. :rolleyes: RT and I baked the wet weed on a cookie sheet to dry it out. But something was lost in the 8 months it had soaked in water. ☹ I think that was the last time I ever did the weed. Don’t miss it either. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/35 "2000-10-18T23:50:39Z")
I keep mine in the chalice on my altar. This is a true fact. (Matt! you ask. How can a candidate in an important election be so cavalier about revealing where you keep your stash? Easy. My party supports pot legalization.) ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/36 "2000-10-19T01:12:07Z")
Gee guys, how come nobody said, **I hide mine in my brownies!** ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/37 "2000-10-19T01:21:27Z")
I know who _I’m_ voting for! 😃 puff puff wheeeeeze cough cough… ---
**Author:** ![jabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/38 "2000-10-19T05:16:29Z")
I hide mine in Gamehendge. Secured to the top of a mountain with glue and rubber bands. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/39 "2000-10-19T08:35:41Z")
I ve got this small shed in the back garden. It is either in a candy box, along with papers and tips - or in this small smoker box with “Parental Advisory” on it b dodgy ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257/40 "2000-10-19T14:34:20Z")
I throw it way high up in the air.\* - _Good only for short periods of time._ (Thanx and a tip of the hat to A CHILD’S GARDEN OF GRASS) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-hide-your-weed/37257.md?page=3)