# Where do YOU stick it at night **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323 "2000-04-27T02:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/1 "2000-04-27T02:32:00Z")
Last night, as I was drifting off to sleep, I tucked my penis and balls between my legs, as I always have done. I realized this was out of sheer habit, and that there’s a total of three ways to place your genitalia down to sleep. [list=a][li] Penis and balls to the rear[/li][li] Penis to the front and balls to the rear[/li][li] Penis and balls to the front[/list=a][/li] Out of idle curiousity, I wanted to poll the guys out there and see what the statesticle 😛 distribution was. I’ll start and say that I’m in the “A” camp. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/2 "2000-04-27T02:37:00Z")
It depends where she’ll let me stick it. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/3 "2000-04-27T02:42:00Z")
I sleep on my back. everything just kinda lays there. This is just about the dumbest question I’ve seen here. Is there a contest? 🙂 Peace, mangeorge * * * Teach your kids to bungee jump. One them might have to cross a bridge someday. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/4 "2000-04-27T03:04:00Z")
I place mine in a jar, on top of the dresser. Of course, they’re still attatched to my husband, and this used to make it difficult for him to get to sleep at night, but he’s grown accustomed to it. * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/5 "2000-04-27T03:11:00Z")
A dumb question? I think not! I’m fascinated. My husband says that his stay to the front. ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/6 "2000-04-27T03:51:00Z")
😃 Cristi, you cracked me up!! “he’s grown accustomed to it…” ::::hehehe:::::: ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/7 "2000-04-27T05:32:00Z")
Where do YOU stick it at night In da pussy. 🙂 * * * A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/8 "2000-04-27T05:38:00Z")
They’re usually in my hands on those lonely nights… But they’re always in the front. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/9 "2000-04-27T05:40:00Z")
You know what? I never even thought about it. And you know what? I’m still not inclined to. * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Two weeks, four days, 3 hours, 38 minutes and 44 seconds. 726 cigarettes not smoked, saving $90.76. Life saved: 2 days, 12 hours, 30 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/10 "2000-04-27T06:15:00Z")
No, this has got my vote for one of the dumbest questions yet, but of course I’ll answer it regardless: I don’t do anything conciously. It/They fall as they will (unless there’s an outside force interfering of course - that changes everything). ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/11 "2000-04-27T13:43:00Z")
On the bedpost. Trouble is, it keeps losing flavor there… ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/12 "2000-04-27T13:48:00Z")
When I’m asleep, the little fireman and his two buddies do whatever they wish. * * * Still a former smoker * * * * * * All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/13 "2000-04-27T14:21:00Z")
I sleep on my back & so does they. * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/14 "2000-04-28T01:28:00Z")
I didn’t realize this was something that had to be worked out. I wear briefs and mine are always in the same position. * * * **L** et’s **S** ee **W** hat’s **O** ut **T** here … **E** ngage ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/15 "2000-04-28T01:54:00Z")
I forcibly removed my husband from the TV set, read this thread to him, and asked him what he did. He refuses to answer. I guess I’ll have to turn the light on just as he’s going to sleep. Lynn ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/16 "2000-04-28T03:12:00Z")
This is funner than I thought. Here’s my entry; Do women sometimes lay on their backs with their legs apart to let air out “down there”? I would, I think. I promise to try not to visualize. 😉 Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![NickDanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@NickDanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickDanger)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/17 "2000-04-28T03:40:00Z")
I usually just wrap it around my leg a couple of times. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/18 "2000-04-28T04:05:00Z")
I don’t think most men “tuck 'em away for the night”. Are they in some sort of danger? Large predatory cat - small hungry dog - rabid squirrel- Lorena Bobbit’s your new girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/19 "2000-04-28T04:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by lswote: > \*\*I didn’t realize this was something that had to be worked out. I wear briefs and mine are always in the same position. > \*\* [slight hijack] Reading this actually kinda startled me. My husband sleeps in the nude, so it seems weird to see someone sleep in briefs. How many of you men were something to bed (briefs, boxers, pjs, etc.)?[/slight hijack] trisha ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323/20 "2000-04-28T04:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by mangeorge: > **This is funner than I thought. > Here’s my entry; > Do women sometimes lay on their backs with their legs apart to let air out “down there”? > I would, I think. > I promise to try not to visualize. 😉 > Peace, > mangeorge** To which “down there” are you referring? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-do-you-stick-it-at-night/11323.md?page=2)