# Where does your last name rank?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 27, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584 "2003-11-27T16:10:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/81 "2003-11-28T00:08:52Z")

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Ellis: 114  
Real Name: 52600s

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/82 "2003-11-28T00:12:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*  
> \*\*My last name is not listed. \*\*

Well Tai Chi of Tricorder isn’t a very common name.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/83 "2003-11-28T00:30:15Z")

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Mine’s #4555, a little higher than I would have guessed. Even more surprisingly, though, my mom’s maiden name (which I won’t reveal since I use it as my “security question answer” in case I forget a password) is in the #25,000 range – I wasn’t sure it would even appear on the list!

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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/84 "2003-11-28T00:45:35Z")

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Chisholm is ranked #2773.

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**Author:** ![RotorHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@RotorHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RotorHead)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/85 "2003-11-28T02:14:40Z")

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First name in the 200’s. Last name in the 2,300’s.

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/86 "2003-11-28T02:25:59Z")

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My last name is not on the list at all. This fits with what we know about my name. My wife (who has been deep in genealogical research for over a decade) figures there are maybe 40 or people with my last name in the US. And 25 or so of those are me, my brothers and sisters, and our wives, ex-wives, and children.

However, my first name (Richard) is number 7, and my middle name (James) is number 1.

So I have a very uncommon last name, combined with two very common given names.

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**Author:** ![Kyann22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a4c791/32.png) [@Kyann22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyann22)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/87 "2003-11-28T02:35:53Z")

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My last name in #31.

My first name is in the low 100s, which REALLY surprises me. I hardly EVER meet anyone with my name. Sometimes people mention they know someone w/ my name, but I never meet them myself. Interesting.

I have however met 2 people with my first and last name. One was a lady who worked in the town where I went to college. The other is employed at my current workplace. She gets my email sometimes as our addresses are almost the same. I guess there are several of us out there.

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/88 "2003-11-28T02:42:39Z")

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Parrish is 600.

The evil, alternate spelling that I always seem to be confused with around these parts (Parish) is 2127. Now I wonder why my name is always confused.

First name is 77.

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**Author:** ![jkusters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jkusters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkusters)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/89 "2003-11-28T02:43:49Z")

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Hm, closest to mine is 9544. I thought it would be much lower.

JOhn.

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**Author:** ![Petrichor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@Petrichor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrichor)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/90 "2003-11-28T03:03:00Z")

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6th for my last name. Thats not to supprising, but my first name in the top 1000 is. I have never met anyone with it as a last name, and few with it as a first. Out of boredom I checked the customer database at work, and out of 250,000 names it came up 62 times.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/91 "2003-11-28T03:24:53Z")

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Mine didn’t appear at all.

I figured there were at least a couple dozen “Ambekars” wandering America’s streets.

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/92 "2003-11-28T03:25:48Z")

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First name = Top 275  
Middle = top 130  
Maiden = top 475  
married = almost 45,000

I had it fairly easy for the first 21 years … ☹

FWIW, my mom’s maiden name isn’t on the list (an alternate spelling is top 200) - neither is her sister’s married last name.

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**Author:** ![boofy\_bloke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@boofy\_bloke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boofy_bloke)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/93 "2003-11-28T03:46:45Z")

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My first name (craig) is 90 but I don’t have a last name and that doesn’t appear to be on the list.

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/94 "2003-11-28T03:59:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*  
> \*\*My last name is not listed. \*\*

Honestly how long did it take you to figure that out?  
I could look at that list for hours and probably pass over my name many times. All while getting a massive headache.

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/95 "2003-11-28T04:04:57Z")

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My last name is not on there at all. Hmmm…

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/96 "2003-11-28T04:25:36Z")

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My anglcisized last name (sorry about spelling, I’m tired!!) comes in at 23780 on the list.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/97 "2003-11-28T04:30:39Z")

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My surname is not on there either. As far as I know, the only people that have it are related to me, however distantly. But if I take off the “T” on the end it is ranked. Also the name of a mathematician.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/98 "2003-11-28T05:11:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by boofy\_bloke \*  
> \*\*My first name (craig) is 90 but I don’t have a last name and that doesn’t appear to be on the list. \*\*

Hiya, Craig, I’m Craig too.  
My last name is in the high 3500’s - it surprised me, actually; I’d thought it a relatively common surname, and my first relatively uncommon.  
Huh. Learn something new every day.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/99 "2003-11-28T05:38:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by boofy\_bloke \*  
> \*\*My first name (craig) is 90 but I don’t have a last name and that doesn’t appear to be on the list. \*\*

You don’t have a last name? How did that come about, and how do you manage, if you don’t mind my asking?

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-your-last-name-rank/215584/100 "2003-11-28T05:44:22Z")

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I too must question the validity of this list. My name is a variation of 76654, but I’m pretty sure that my spelling is at least as common as the one in the list, yet it doesn’t appear there at all.

A fifth cousin did a genealogy of the family, and according to his research there are bout 3000 of us in the U.S.

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