# Where has Skald run off to?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458 "2012-02-10T21:28:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/41 "2012-02-15T15:45:42Z")

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I hadn’t seen any posts by him, and I looked up his profile. His profile is that he doesn’t post here anymore.

Anyone know why?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/42 "2012-02-15T16:04:46Z")

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He’s got some personal stuff going on at the moment. He may return eventually.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/43 "2012-02-15T16:22:10Z")

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Ah. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/44 "2012-02-15T16:30:10Z")

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Merged duplicate threads.

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**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/45 "2012-02-15T17:27:21Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I don’t know how widely he wants the information spread, but I will say that it’s good news, not bad news.

Sounds like a great Jeopardy! run like Jennings.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/46 "2012-02-15T20:14:29Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I don’t know how widely he wants the information spread, but I will say that it’s good news, not bad news.

Obviously we need to figure some way to blackmail and/or torture \*\*Chronos \*\*until he gives up his information. Now we just need to find someone who can come up with a devious, foolproof plan.

If only \*\*Skald \*\*were around, I’m sure he would be willing to help…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/47 "2012-02-15T21:54:17Z")

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Chronos isn’t the only one who knows. I’ll never tell, but that doesn’t mean I won’t dangle it over your heads like a biscuit.

But as Chronos says, it’s good news, but it’s HIS good news to tell.

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**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/48 "2012-02-15T21:59:01Z")

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Gender reassignment surgery in Bangkok.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/49 "2012-02-15T22:20:43Z")

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> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#):
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> Gender reassignment surgery in Bangkok.

Nah, Siam Sam would be in on that.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/50 "2012-02-15T23:14:28Z")

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Narnia. He found the Wardrobe.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/51 "2012-02-15T23:26:44Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Chronos isn’t the only one who knows. I’ll never tell, but that doesn’t mean I won’t dangle it over your heads like a biscuit.
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> But as Chronos says, it’s good news, but it’s HIS good news to tell.

Dangle away, Ms Smug.

_wanders off_

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/52 "2012-02-15T23:36:24Z")

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Can I have his CDs?

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/53 "2012-02-15T23:48:54Z")

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I admit completel puzzlement over how good news could be such a secret.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/54 "2012-02-15T23:49:56Z")

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Ah, maybe it’s good news that somehow would identify him personally and he doesn’t want that.

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/55 "2012-02-15T23:51:39Z")

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who?

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**Author:** ![Twoflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twoflower/32/22_2.png) [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/56 "2012-02-16T00:46:09Z")

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Hmmm. His profile lists his occupation as “Soon enough, fatherhood.” Is that a clue, perhaps??

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/57 "2012-02-17T00:45:23Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Ah, maybe it’s good news that somehow would identify him personally and he doesn’t want that.

> [@Twoflower](#):
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> Hmmm. His profile lists his occupation as “Soon enough, fatherhood.” Is that a clue, perhaps??

Putting those two togehter, it’s easy to deduce that he’s been part of a trial of some new medical drug, and will become the first man to give birth to a baby, like in that Schwarzenegger movie where Arnold has Emma Thompson’s baby.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/58 "2012-02-17T01:12:43Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> Putting those two togehter, it’s easy to deduce that he’s been part of a trial of some new medical drug, and will become the first man to give birth to a baby, like in that Schwarzenegger movie where Arnold has Emma Thompson’s baby.

That must be it. As a matter of fact, I can’t see any other possibility. The mods should close this thread now.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/59 "2012-02-17T01:19:48Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> That must be it. As a matter of fact, I can’t see any other possibility. The mods should close this thread now.

Not until I get his Blues CDs, dammit!

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-has-skald-run-off-to/612458/60 "2012-02-17T01:35:14Z")

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If it turns out his good news is that he’s now polling as well as Romney in his quest to become the Republican candidate, I am gonna be \*so \*pissed.

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