# Where have all my socks now gone, long time passing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-all-my-socks-now-gone-long-time-passing/620815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-all-my-socks-now-gone-long-time-passing/620815 "2012-05-04T01:03:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-all-my-socks-now-gone-long-time-passing/620815/1 "2012-05-04T01:03:41Z")

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I’ve…worn socks you people wouldn’t believe. Sports socks with odor control off the rack at Macy’s. I watched my gold-toe socks glitter in the dark, without their mates. All my socks are now lost, for a long time, like lint in dust. Time to buy.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-have-all-my-socks-now-gone-long-time-passing/620815/2 "2012-05-04T01:15:48Z")

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Ban him!